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My boss is fond of frequently using 'This will just take a minute ..." Ie, "Phil, watch the window, this will just take a minute." Which invariably means I will be sitting around the office for the next few hours getting moaned at by the staff whilst my manager disappears off upstairs to...

Can't stand beer myself (which is lucky, as Ice always threatens never to kiss me again if I drink any) - I stick to the harder stuff :D However, in 'the day', I preferred to drink weak piss-pot lagers, such as Stella and Fosters :) Phil

Heh, yeah I was in Wales the other week, they are ALL inbred farmers, its true!! :eek: The Scots are mean, dour, and enjoy a life of urban violence. The Irish are all retards. None of this is true of course, but there is one that is - People in the South of England are richer and more...

Oh god those are all so damn hilarious :D More amusing sex stories please!! :p (Thank the Gods all the rooms at my uni had thick walls between them) Phil

My Ass, a Life in Pictures by Phil T ;) Phil

Or any other day of the week come to that :D Phil

Impressive!! I once wrote a 10,000 word dissertation in two days, because it was already passed the deadline and it was a crucial piece of coursework ... in fact I dont think I slept for about 40 hours whilst I was doing it! :) Ahhh, those were the days!! :D Phil

Jeez, how much elastic do you guys have in your underwear!! I dont think M&S make them like that anymore! :D A personal favorite at our school was the 'peanut', not anything underwear related thank god, but it basically involved yanking down on the end of someone's tie very hard, so that the...

Heh!! I was never any good at smoking ... tried it a couple of times and each time my lungs informed me that this was a terrible idea and that I wouldnt be doing it again - so I didnt :) Best move I ever made, probably - my sisters both smoke heavily and it costs them a bomb. Of course its...

Hey, Welcome to the Forum :) Phil

Hey, Welcome to the Forum :) Phil

Hey, Welcome to the Forum! :) Phil

Well, to be perfectly honest, who wouldnt try the search feature just to see my ass!! I'm afraid that all those members who havnt seen my ass are bound for disappointment, my ass went into retirement back around 1000 posts and hasnt been seen since ... its a sad fact :( Phil

Bet you cant guess which one though! :D Phil

Well, I aim to please :) Phil

To be honest, I'm not entirely sure that there was, just some people worshipping on the altar of Wabbit or some nonsense :D Phil :eek: <- Look Marty, a Smilie!!!

Tis true, I cant get enough of his big ugly mug :D Martin? :eek: Are you complaining about my overuse of smileys? :rolleyes: I have no idea what you are talking about!! :p Yes Phedre I meant Martin, he's the only git around here - you're from Holland too!! Seen any mountains?! :D Phil :)

You mean Valentines isnt about chocolate?! Must have been going wrong somewhere, I thought all holidays were about chocolate!! :D Phil

Of course, you meant laugh withme!! :) Go on, give us a smiley you miserable Dutch git :p Phil

Catcher in the Rye It just kinda tailed off into nothing, made me wonder why i bothered really - I enjoyed the way he writes but the whole book was totally directionless, much like the main character. Phil