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I had expected a bit better insult.

Ugly is what color? Find that out and you have Martin's color.

I would have to say that how many times you fart a day, is a stupid way to look at it, and the variation ougth to be very big. I think it would be more correct to state it in how big an amount of gas you produce in the course of a day. I will say about ½ liter, since I have heard that mentioned...

Actually Hay82 doesn't fart, unless you count brain-farts. Hay82 is the result of all the things I have written here on this forum. The person writing all these things does fart, no doubt about it. What answer exactly is it you want here? Do you want it in Liters of air?

Are you saying that Stephen King will take over the British parliament with the help of dust mites, and the only way to stop this from happening is getting Hook? Do they also need Peter Pan?

I never fart. Has something to do with the fact that I was never accepted into the circle of life club due to my hair, bad breath and my parents not knowing anyone on the committee. Seing as I don't eat or drink, I don't fart, I won't ever die for that matter since that would mean I would be...

Jenn, good thing you liked that cake, I spent hours trying to make the right one. :p RitalinKid, if I ever visit a country that has cheescake or find somewhere in little Denmark that has it, I'll be sure to try it.

I've never had cheese cake so I have no idea if it's any good.

Who said it was? :confused: Think it's chocolate.

A birthday without cake, is like the moon without cheese. Can you settle for a picture. and a bit late.

I have free all day today, so I think I'm going to use it the best possible way, sleeping.

Donnie Darko Amélie Shawshank Redemption Mulholland Drive Pink Floyd the Wall Fightclub Natural Born Killers The Crow

Blue Velvet. Okay movie, has a bit of a strange feeling but I guess that is some of what Lynch does. The movie probably have a lot more to it than I figured out and I think every Lynch movie has to be seen more than once to be understood.

I'm only 22 so I don't really know what a sense of humor is. I'll let you know in about 20 years, when the wonders of the world reveals themselves to me. :)

Happy birthday Jenn.. Now where is that cake Martin promised. Have a great day.

If Yoda get up and dance I'll be sure to watch it.

Marilyn Manson - Tainted Love Limp Bizkit - Behind Blue Eyes

EDIT: That is just plain unfair Martin, making me look more stupid than I really am. :D

If you can get fined for being a moron, then I better start making a lot of money really really fast.

How to... .. Get that old bird smell out of the carpet .. watch King Arthur without falling asleep .. make sure you are never understood .. sound like a complete idiot .. get that amazing god-like body