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104 Mary Doria Russell The Sparrow 1996 165 Kim Stanley Robinson The Years Of Rice and Salt 2002 I can only assume the list was compiled by people who have never bothered to read these books.

I would quite like a waffle actually, but that's beside the point. I refuse to vote under such restrictions.

Stewart's just a story parents use to scare their kids with. I don't believe he exists.

The main problem with horse racing is that they're very large and have four legs so there's no way you're ever going to beat them.

Is there no option for giving me more than one vote? What if I have many boxes to tick? I think before you judge others you should look to your own poll failings. Shame on you.

Criminal horses such as the serial killer Red Rum and the extortionist and master of disguise Shergar. Red Rum is estimated to have killed somewhere in the region of 150 people. He was sentenced to a mere 20 years after the first five killings, but he was on the streets again within a...

I think horse racing is ok as long as they only use criminal horses. The ungulate criminal justice system in this country is an absolute joke and has been ever since they banned flogging dead horses as an example to others.

I've switched to using one of those dentist mirrors on the little stick. They're much better for getting in all the nooks and crannies.

It's a shame really as I'd prefer a ceiling fan.

Remember to print out a few copies of the questionnaire.

We switched software and it wouldn't take the old database so everyone had to reregister and then bitch about it for a month, as is traditional. You're welcome to come back any time.

That looks like a cheap knock off to me. Everyone knows the real iPhone is crocheted.

You'd like a tiara too much. Maybe a dog turd covered in glitter glue.

But libraries are used by poor people. It's to be expected that they would read substandard books. :)

I need to find something sparkly and annoying to send you.

Yes. :( Did you?

Define 'better'.

4.362 tonnes. I think the calculator needs an onion soup tab, because I know I cause more environmental damage than that.

But you'd look adorable in a curly white judge wig, and think of all the fun you'd have hitting stuff with your hammer.

Well, obviously. Hulk smash!