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We are clearly all doomed to remain slaves of the system for the rest of our miserable lives. But who is the secret power behind our overlords? Is it the donkeys, the squirrels or the lemmings? Donkeys seem to have a never ending supply of straw hats. Is that where our taxes are going...

Are you having a hissy fit because you weren't allowed to spam your wares?

She's feisty that one.

I thought it was supposed to be fiction. :confused:

He's calling me data noise? How rude. I shan't pass on the fruits of my further investigation then.

I have to disappear for long stretches of time now and then. It's traditional. My fans would be disappointed otherwise.

26. With a smile that blows a thousand ships.

Is anyone else enjoying the 'Will they? Won't they?' chemistry here?

They might have been running away.

I bet it's not hard to open if you think of it as a nut that needs cracking.

That makes a lot more sense. Thanks.

I'm heckling for similarity.

I've never understood what's invalid about comparing fruit with fruit. I think it's really more like comparing hair with fish fingers.

A brain like that needs pickling for posterity.

Windy smile? In what sense of the word? Windy because it wiggles all over your face, or windy because you burp a lot?

Ha! I totally knew they could do it. I emailed them and they got straight back to me with the answer. You are so totally pwnd.