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I've only made 2 recent additions. The Count of Monte Cristo by Alexandre Dumas and Neil Gaiman's American Gods. RaVeN

But I've taken many a lap on a bicycle built for 3 and have been proven to be aerodynamically functional under heavy pressure. And I'm especially well endowed for night riding....'cause my kickstand glows in the dark. Line? We don't need no stinking line. RaVeN

Yeah, but I only have half the seat suction that you do and still magnage the bumps and those gawking pedestrians. I must ride off to work now. ta ta RaVeN

But you spend too much effort burning yourself out on the strait aways, while I know exactly when to lean into the curves. RaVeN

But I've got experience on my side. I know when to let go of the peddles and coast for a few strokes before changing gears. RaVeN

I could set you up all day ya know. RaVeN

Huh uh...I'm not going there. Save face somewhere else. If loving you is wrong, I don't wanna be right. :D RaVeN

Do you use protection? How thick are your knee pads? Do you ride with no hands" What about spiked gloves? Have you ever had to pump up a flat tube? How many wheelies can you pop before you swallow? Have they named an X-games stunt move after you yet? RaVeN

Don't stop there, tell us more. Does it have a basket on the handle bars for your bunnies? Do you have a little bell that rings or something with a ball on it that you can sqeeze and honk? And how 'bout mud flaps, a spot light, a gun turret? What colored tassles do you wear when...

Does your bike have a banana seat? RaVeN

I didn't realize you were in such pain. I'm sorry. RaVeN

I don't mind at all. Color me shoved. RaVeN

Have you seen Oprah Winfrey lately? RaVeN

have a headache? RaVeN

I've got my Dad's eyes. RaVeN

That's the nicest thing anybody's said to me all day. Thank you. RaVeN

Fight? What fight? If I'd known there was a fight, I wouldn't have dashed to your side. Barbaric monsters need love to ya know. :( RaVeN