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Well things are exactly as I said. You have to balance it out with the fact I had a great holiday and had lots of free booze, and - it suddenly all seems ok.

Bollocks are strange. I'd rather have boobs and all that jazz.

Got his number and rammed it up his arse. So to speak.

I frown upon your excessive use of smileys. FROWN! I approve of the spelling of Jeff. That is enough for now.

Bollocks I am.

Constipated duck???! Cruelty to animals.

32 kids by 3 women?! Crikey. In my, oh so humble opinion, who gives one? Bigamy, polygamy, all the business of those who get caught up in it. And in all honesty, I don't think of either as necessarily a Bad Thing. I have more issues with monogamy. It seems wholly unnatural to me. As...

Morrissey's in my town soonish. I think I have a ticket, slightly by accident. Jealous?

I agree with some of the above. As for what will put me off the book... does the ol' photo in the cover count? Scares the wits out of me every time. That aside, loooonnnng descriptive passages, spanning many pages. Just get to the action, damn you. Unless I'm in a long descriptive mood...

Groundhog Day. You join the site, it says 'no religion or politics'. Why do relative newbies continue to argue the toss? I can understand the arguments of old, sort of, before the laws were laid down in stone. But now, why join? Just find somewhere that caters for your needs. Or get...

It's practically all the Simpsons family in one short thread. Quick! Where are Marge and Homer?

Blow by blow.... sounds dirty. I'm crap with matching songs to creators. Is the Everybodies Got to Learn Sometimes, the duu duu duuuuuuu, everybodies gotta leeaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrn... sometimes.... duu duuuu dummmmmmmmmm???

My only question is why so many people stick around, when they're so unhappy. Bizarre. Although equally bizarre is the one who randomly posts after so many months of inactivity I suppose. Oh gosh, I wonder if I did anything warning worthy before I took off last time. Whoopsi. I must...

I'd hoped you'd missed an 's' off the end. Disappointing.

Oh yes, let's turn this thread into ME! Well I'm just fine and dandy. Although, well, if you're asking, and this is general chat and all, in the past two weeks I've had a horrendous tooth infection, had a day off work sick, managed to book my flights home from Spain wrong and cost myself a...

It's a little like Groundhog Day here, don't you think...

Happy Birthday! Again!

Oh come on. It's alright to slag an author off, but you could at least provide some basis for your judgement as opposed to, 'It's garbage'.

LIES! O Levels weren't invented when you were a kiddy if you were 79. You'd have been working down the mine anyway. Or was it the mills. You're definitely lying. Can't trick me Halo!

Bit of a late response to this, but I was referring to the fact that Halo said she studied O Levels. They were replaced by GCSEs some years ago, thus I can infer that Halo must be over a certain age :p