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    In love!

    Yes. That's exactly it. You have to add lots of colourful smiley things to everything and never mention politics. Did nobody mention this to you before? What on earth do they tell you in the induction meeting these days?
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    Only in the UK

    In fact - if some of you don't know Sesame Street and are wondering what in the heck she's banging on about, can I refer you to this. You can practice the games Litany speaks of. Make sure you have your speakers on!
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    Freya's Loverman

    Maybe he could have a cunning combination of all three - Abu-O-Phile McStewart. I'd like that.
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    Where is she?

    And add your own bows and frills as you see appropriate. Lovely. You could sell them and make your millions. I mean, who doesn't need an extra pouch in their manties?
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    Freya's Loverman

    That would be nice. Oooh or he could change his name.
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    Where is she?

    You won't be able to fit them in normal knickers. You need to extra-roomy crotch version manties. You could get them in red and black stripes to match your jumper.
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    Books with photos of the author

    Michel Faber is GINGER!!! No wonder so many of his pics are in black and white.
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    Books with photos of the author

    So unfair. I hope he realises how distressing this is. Selfish brute.
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    Freya's Loverman

    Oh look Stewart's on post 2000. We should have a thread to celebrate.
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    Books with photos of the author

    I'd pay real cash money to see Raven in his manties. Ideally what I'd like is a video of him doing a little dance in them.
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    Freya's Loverman

    Than what? Than me?! Are you having a laugh?
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    Where is she?

    You could probably get Plastic Sugery Live to sort that out for you.
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    Freya's Loverman

    It is Jeff. Yes. Mr Jeff Michel
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    Freya's Loverman

    Novella, that was cruel. VERY cruel! And Mr Michel is in love with me, he admitted it just the other day. Cos of my beerly knowledge!
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    Where is she?

    Exactly. Or a couple of nanas.
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    Books with photos of the author

    Manties are them.
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    Where is she?

    They are. Plenty of room for me to carry a mid-morning snack.
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    Books with photos of the author

    If Rowling was a minger she'd frighten off all the little kiddies.
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    Where is she?

    Can't possibly be true, as I always wear manties. Always.
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    Books with photos of the author

    Or the authors could use their earnings to pay for a bit of plastic surgery, if they're intent on having a picture of themself on the book.
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