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Packet of crisps A cheesy smile A member of this forum who doesn't play here anymore I don't think Is a paedophile Du du du.

Is it too early to cover self-love?

Invent a new stapler whilst you're at it.

Some of us were just very confused when we looked outside and saw what appeared to be a duck perching in a tree. On closer inspection, it was a duck shaped pigeon.

Some of us are still drunk. Some of us also have a hangover. Some of us also have a dog pottering round the garden clearly eating grass and then barking to come in. Git.

I see where you're going with that. After all, everyone loves a three legged stool. You'll never have a wobbly three legged stool. You know what that means? It's stable. Apply that notion to everything in life I say.

So with the 29 I just counted, we are pretty much spot on. Excellent news.

How many teaspoons is an excessive amount of teaspoons, say for a household of three people?

That would need a lot of staples. Or maybe just one really big one.

Novella, novella I wish I could smell her This thread is for she I bet she'll dance with glee When she realises how much we do love her.

Eee by gum We had some fun Shoving peanuts Up Stewart's bum.

Oh! Shall we go llama walking too?

And then we'll go for ice cream.

Maybe your love for me will be enough to convince novella that this forum isn't a loveless place.

As I recall it was at best annoying and at worst made you wonder if you should be reporting someone for clearly being an overweight 30 odd year old pervert, still living in his mother's spare room, and spending all his time on the internet trying to entice 14 year old girls into bed with him...

Err. Yes. That's exactly what I intend to do. Restore it to its former glory.

I shall don my finest fake Burberry catsuit :|

I found an axe under someones desk today when I was attempting to make them move. It was old and rusty, and I want it for my own.

Can we wheel him round in a trolley first and threaten some people into giving us money?

Swans'll chop your arm right off. There's no use arguing this with Litany. She always wins :(