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She was also telling me that she doesn't pay nearly as much for malpractice insurance as a human doctor. And she gets to stick her hand up cows' butts! the best of both worlds! Edit: I guess she is a human doctor, but her patients aren't human! :D (funny faux pas!)

I'll tell you about the big bad wolfe, with the big, um, the big, uhh, eyes, yeah - eyes. He ate this pink furry bunny who kept ruining his attempts to score with the local hottie.

damn. that's gonna leave a mark.

They tried the cabbage

You can come hide with me under this big pile of coats! ;)

You might want to get jen or ricky to help you with the shovel. I don't think you would be able to self-treat with enough force to dislodge the debris! It could be a piece of pink fur from the bunny suit.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO YOUR CHILDREN!?!? This is 'Merica! We play Baseball... BASEBALL!!! B-A-S-E-B-A-L-L!!!!! We don't use paddles for bats, and we don't bowl wicked googlies!!! YOU LIVE IN KANSAS!!! leckert shakes his head and puts his face in his hands... and she even has...

If my uncle was a bum, could I call him an ( * )?

KC, Sounds like you haven't had any good fresh seafood! If it smells like fish, you probably shouldn't be eating it! Good, fresh seafood should not have a smell. The taste should not be "fishy". Fresh shrimp do not smell or taste like fish. They should be firm and should "burst" in your...

If you are having tea or coffee, you might try taking the spoon out of the cup? :D Hope you get it out, SirMyk. That can really be a bitch.

I was trying to find something interesting to read in the Writer's Showcase, and in the first two pages alone I found no less than 35 threads started by Sitaram. I appreciate prolificity, but is there any way we can combine these into one "Sitaram's Ramblings" thread or something?

I loved the original story, and the movie. I like that you chose this one for which to write a prequel. I think you do a good job of capturing Andy's festidious and OCD nature, and that you used the "get busy living..." thing to tie it into the story. Good Job! I would go over this and...

who ate corned beef

I think there is a similar thread to this somewhere. I'm sure Stewart will find it. I love the relationship of a novel, but, especially when I have recently finished a particularly good or long one, I like to read some short stories to sort of keep the fires burning. They both have their...

SirMyk would probably have a better answer for this, but... I would describe Horror as anything that makes you consider natural, or supernatural, things in an unnatural way. A story which makes the mundane become surreal. Something that wakes in the reader some primal, possibly forgotten...

We have expanded... you should check out the Deep Fryer thread!

You should check out the General Chat area! :D I admire your patience, discipline, and tenacity. You must have these to play classical guitar professionally. I have been playing for about two years. I am learning some fingerstyling, but mostly just having fun. Never exposed to music as a...

Having lived in Charleston, SC for ten years, and near the Chesapeak Bay for just as long, I must say that I love me some sea food! The thing in Charleston was Shrimp and grits! Pretty damn good, with some kind of brown gravy! mmmmm-um! The shrimp boats would pull into Shem Creek in the...

True, novella, but only to stick his nose in her butt! (so we aren't so different after all!) :D I really think the best retardant would be to start telling your man about your day. If the story includes anything about shoes, he will be sound asleep until the game comes on. ;)

I'm telling you guys, this whole fried ice cream thing is a death trap! You might as well just dial 9-1-1, then pour icy cold milk into your 375 degree oil! stupid, stupid, stupid!