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ooohhhhhh... Moto, you know my soul! I wonder if you could deep fry a Big Mac? damn, I'm hungry.

Sounds awful fancy for a place with a dead guy in the lobby! Maybe just beer battered with some fries? But Hufu should definitely be on the menu! Maybe Hufu Mcnuggets?

I hope you all would be able to make some scratch at my funeral. That would be awesome. Maybe Moto and Jenn would be able to open up a "Bad Ass Coffee and Deep Fry" joint. How cool would that be! You could have me stuffed, if you like, then plop me in an overstuffed chair, and charge folks...

That's why I like you, Clueless... You are a THINKER! :D

I think spanking aids would be acceptable. As long as my buttocks aren't beaten to a bloody pulp! One whack per person, so make it count!

I have GOT to get to Louisana. I am pretty selfish and egocentric, but, to be completely honest, the first thing I thought when I saw the damage there was "I haven't even been to Bourbon Street yet!" How pathetic am I? That whole area of the country has always intrigued me. I have an...

I would hope the glutes would still be somewhat maleable for a while. You could use a stick, if you like!

seriously? I guess that would be a short thread, then. Sorry, I was unaware.

Cajunmama, you are awesome! Unfortunately, I have the tape! no problems there! Think you could arrange a good Zydeco dance for the reception after? That would be AWESOME! I have never been to one, but think it looks like great fun!

Sitaram reminded me of Colonel Bill. He should jump in on this thread... That should keep them both occupied for several hours. :)

Thank you, sir! :o I thought I might piss off some members by taking this subject so lightly. As you can see, I ignored that thought! :D

I'm glad to see you haven't thought much about this, Novella! :D (where do we send our checks?) I want to be bound in a Hefty bag and placed, butt in the air, on the hood of my truck while "The Best of Weird Al Yankovich" is being played from a cheap cassette player. As mourners...

At the risk of revealing my retardation... I would say that Thomas Wolfe Look Homeward Angel was, if not the most difficult, at least the most painfully displeasurable book I have attempted to read.

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I'm glad of it you didn't know my daddy! I wouldn't be here right now! He used to sit in the outhouse and read what was left of the Sears Roebuck catalog. That's kind of like a book, ain't it? stupid hillbillies.

I'm guessing some hippy smacked him with their sandal!

So then they are like me! cool!

The pebble thrown is not as treasured as the pebble snatched from the master's hand. - quothe the grasshopper

known as the 80's

I didn't think bears ate birds. shows you what I know.