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  1. eyez0nme

    Jenna Jameson: Make Love Like A Porn Star

    Here are some of the dismal quotes: Humanity is done.
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    Jenna Jameson: Make Love Like A Porn Star

    How does a shitty book like this get a perfect five star rating on Amazon, or even get published? This is the downfall of humanity. Read a real f**king book, Jesus. They give this five stars, and give Of Mice & Men, or To Kill A Mocking Bird 0 zero, saying it's boring. They really need...
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    Favorite Horror Film

    Lmao. Japanese can not make films with good cinematography. Have you seen Old Boy? There are two films you must watch: Sympathy for Mr. Vengence and Memories of a Murder. Hands down the best horror films you will ever see.
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    A Man Self-Repairs His Scrotum

    That is the most weirdest--the most random--question I've ever heard. What will the Hulk do? WTf?! What will the Hulk do? I dunno, rape Betty or something? the way those three dogs were raped? especially the poodle? Man, oh man, they had it coming. Torn to shreds. Hey, did you see the scene...
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    A Man Self-Repairs His Scrotum

    I wonder how many of us are this desperate to have self-sex. Hmmm..
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    Favorite Horror Film

    What is your favorite horror film? Note: that I did not say movie. I am not talking about cheesy, B movies, but rather, films.
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    Best Science Fiction Films

    The Fountain Equilibrium Minority Report Equilibrium owns all the Matrix triology combined.
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    Shocking poems & short stories

    Yes; unfortunately King tries to jack (or mimic) the idea with his short story--Dolan's Cadallac, and fails miserably. The Black Cat, The Tell-Tale Heart, The Pit and the Pendulum, and The Fall on the House of Usher is even better.
  9. eyez0nme

    Tales of Wisdom (hah!)

    Haha, no. The most retarded joke I've ever heard, and also blasphemous against God.
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    How Many Books Do You Read in a Year (approx.)?

    Trolls, trolls, hmm.. No, but I read a strikingly similar story about trolls by Ray Bradbury, titled "The troll" Pretty good, but a atrocious ending, might I add.
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    What books have you hated?

    Why is that? I've never read Alice. Is it as good as you make it sound?
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    How Many Books Do You Read in a Year (approx.)?

    No, just smart, unlike you.
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    Stephen King

    Yes, the Shining was good--pure King--but Misery was even better. I always wonder when he can come back to that level. Now, I wonder no more. :(
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    How Many Books Do You Read in a Year (approx.)?

    Around 500. 495 of them I just skim the very first chapter, and I already can get a sense of how sh.tty it'll be, and just stop reading. :)
  15. eyez0nme

    Hilarious Real Courtroom Quotations:

    Or that other Judge--the hot latin one on People's Court. I love her to death.
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    Hilarious Real Courtroom Quotations:

    Of course, the likelihood of Stewart ever opening up and seeing things for himself before making a passing judgment and coming to an appropriate conclusion, without bias, is like him accepting Lois finally as his mother.
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    Hilarious Real Courtroom Quotations:

    The following quotations are taken from official court records across the nation, showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. * Lawyer: "Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first...
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    Fiction you warn people against?

    bwahahahhahhahahahhahahah... *takes breath* hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahaahahahahhahahahhahha. That's what I love about Poe. If he was alive today, PETA would be on his ass. :) It's ironice, isn't it? People hate King for writing about kicking a dog in the Dead Zone, but not Edgar. The...
  19. eyez0nme

    Do UK authors write better than Americans?

    I don't know. I'm still deciding.
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    The Fountain

    I loved the symbolism and the visuals--absolutely nuts!--in this film. This movie had two of my favorite subjects: art, and writing. And they were wrapped in the most profound message: death. This movie was about death, and how we cope with it.
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