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My oldest is home sick today, with fever and sore throat. Hey, at least the littlest one has someone to play with! I'm watching Hurrucane Rita and making preparations for a stormy weekend. I may make a quick run to the library to stock up on books, the grocery for a few essentials, and then...

How about some more? How do crazy people go through the forest? - They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? - Boil the heck out of it. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? - "Dam!" What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? - Polaroid's...

Ready for some puns? 1) Arachnoleptic fit (n.) The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 2) Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out. 3) Bozone (n.) The substance...

In that case... What goes blonde brunette blonde brunette blonde brunette? A blonde turning cartwheels.

What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever

Yeah, Duffy, that was a funny one. I have one I heard on the radio yesterday, kinda geared towards the guys. Two old fellas were sitting on a park bench feeding the pigeons. A hot blonde walks by and one of the old guys asks the other, "Ever slept with a blonde?" Other old guy says...

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You can keep the durians . :p I want the rambutans!!! WAH! :(

A *hug* for you, ds. ;) 12) When it is the first website you visit everytime you get on the computer, even if you haven't read anything in a while.

@ Ronny- I hope your throat gets better. My sister the teacher told me never drink out of the water fountains at school. That is the surest way to get sick. She learned this one the hard way. :( @ abecedarian- Now I've been late, but never that late! :eek: Although I once was a day...

Of course the program isn't for everyone. The article states that the judge is doing it for young adult probationers. These kids are just starting down the road to prison and this seems to be a way to help them find a different path.

Hubby reads significantly less than I do but he owns significantly more books... :confused: Our tastes are very different. He's mostly into religious writings and conspiracy theories, whereas I read many genres of fiction and a few types of non-fiction. I give him books as gifts when the...

It is really a well thought out book. He spends some time discussing his life before the accident and the ramifications afterwards. I teared up more than once. There is a moral to the story, he blames no one but himself, and he shows that life does go on.

I have $10/mo juno and I love it. I actually got disconnected more when I had msn!

My 5"x7" spiral notebook where I keep my TBR list has seen better days. I am tempted to get another and transcribe the list more neatly into it, but the more practical side of me keeps arguing that I'd have to buy another notebook and spend at least an hour writing the list, again. I think...

I'm in the same boat. No cable , no DSL out here and only one phone company. But I can't complain too much because of the cost, we pay a low flat fee for unlimited usage within a certain area. So I gotta take the good with the bad.

snicker @ miss shelf and leckert! Anywho, did you know that veterinary school is harder to get into than medical school? (at least, here in the States)

My family loves seafood and I try to cook it a couple of times a week.

Here in the States, a surgeon is still called Doctor. I think it is a British thing.

Yeah, but she homeschools her ten kids so when she says there is too much noise around her constanly, she means it. There's nary quiet moment in her house. :eek: