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Whatever's on special at Dave's Darkhorse Tavern.

I'm back, and I'm completely pumped! Now, it's time to get ready for my drinking exercises.

Screw you guys. I'm going to workout, and later I'll get drunk with coworkers to cancel out the workout.

YES! You're really making me a birthday cake with tequila flavored icing?! I'm excited. ;)

It just wouldn't be the first time that I was told that I look mean. I'm not mean though. Well, I am an evil monkey. I read parts of your blog, Jenn. Good one. I know I've told you before, but you really have an honesty (I have no other descriptor for it) to your writing that I like...

*shakes head* I would ask why this has to keep happening, but we already know the answer, and it's pathetic. I'm just glad to see our London members checking in. You will be in my thoughts today. I'm very angry, and I want to rant for hours about terrorists, whether they're religious...

oh, I'm itching too, ronny. I got baked in Florida two days ago. I applied sunblock three times and still got completely toasted. What makes things worse is that I was there with my T-totaller parents, so I was dry the entire four days. I'm not a complete lush, but when you see all these...

What are you drinking? Goddamn, I wish I had a drink. All I have here is Guaro, unflavored, distilled sugar cane, and it's no good without something to mix it with.

Do I scare you? Am I really that scary looking? L... Ricky, has your sister told you that she sold you to me for four goats and a llama?

jenn, that was wrong, all telling people's names and shit. Of course, you realize that the forum member known as ricky will now have to challenge you to a dual in the mud pit.

I found some deliberate examples this weekend. I stayed at a Hampton Inn, and when the elevator doors closed, I was greeted with a big sign that said nothing but "smile." Then, the sign that hangs from the door knob that usually says, "Do not disturb" was replaced by a sign that simply says...

Start out with Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut.

Thanks. Good character. I think I like where you're going with this. I'm picturing Bandit Grubs as a little bit sleazier version of Han Solo.

And now I'm spamming. WAAAAAH!

going off subject . . . I don't. Do you smell that? Smells like a new jenngorham-Motokid thread coming on. ;)

Change is the only constant, so, yes, change is possible, but life can never be the same for someone who has committed such crimes if they continue to live in the same area.

Yeah really. I mean, if you're going for the scare-the-hell-out-of-'em story, then go all the way. Don't get to third base and then chicken out. I went to see it again last night, and it did not have the same effect the second time around. I wasn't sure whether it would or not.

Enjoying it. If you take requests, I'd like to see a raccoon character.

Helplessness. Hopelessness. I think the movie did a pretty good job of showing what people will do when put in that pitiful situation.

Slaughterhouse-Five and Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. SH5 is very unconventional; the story revolves around his experiences in WWII.