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Tell me when you finish this one! How to Read a Book.

(The) Seeress of Kell - David Eddings

Kuamuamu 'oe It's Hawaiian

these pigs are all cool.

my pig Mine is messed up!

Good point. And also, how would you send us the money? I know I'm not going to put my home address on here.

Enchanter's End Game - David Eddings

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe by C.S.Lewis

I like mythology. What's your favorite sport to play? Mine's soccer

Red Midnight by Ben Michealsen

SOCCER BABY!!! :D :D :D

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, adn landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they...

There was an opening in the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill and there's a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing...

Three guys died; when they got to the pearlt gates, St Peter met them and said, "I know that you guys are forgiven because you're here. But before I let you into Heaven, I have to ask you something. Your answer will ddecide what car you get. You'll need a car, because Heaven is big." The first...

Two parents take their son on a vacation and go to a nude beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!" His mom says, "The bigger they are, the...

A burglar broke into a gouse one night. He shone his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out...

I've got a few good ones. A woman went to her doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about 4 minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming and ran down the hall. Another doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she explained why she ran...

Two questions: 1) Where did you get the money to buy all those books 2) Have you read them all?

I like my soccer uniform. What's your favorite animal? Mine's a wolf.

Underworld - Don Delillo