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The Talismans of Shanarra - Terry Brooks

No, but that was awesome! :eek:

Oral sex? What?

A man was sitting in the living room watching TV. His wife wanted in at the front door and his dog was barking to get in at the back door. Which did he let in first?

yep. Here's another one: A brunette, a blonde and a redhead were running from the police. They found three sack labeled 'cats', 'dogs', and 'potatoes'. The brunette hid in the one labeled 'cats'. The redhead hid in the one labeled 'dogs'. The blonde hid in the one labeled 'potatoes'...

Where do you find a cat with no legs?

A Chinese guy, a Japanese guy, and an American were flying in a plane. When they flew over America, the American threw down a box of food saying, "I love my country so I'm giving them some food." When they flew over China, the Chinese guy threw down a box of money saying, "I love my...

Three men were working on the roof of a tall building. One was Chinese, one was Japanese, and one was American. One sunny morning they had worked really hard so they decided to take an extra long lunch break. They all got out there lunches. The Chinese guy had rice, the Japanese guy had noodles...

That's okay. Thanks, Novella. I could tell that my teacher was joking. If he wasn't, I would've found out at the assembly. Oh, it looks like I forgot to tell you that when we have to go to the gym, it's for an assembly. Sorry.

Maybe some stupid kids put some shoes up there, took a picture, and put it on the internet just for something to do. Or maybe they wanted to cause some chaos and thought that was the best way because of the whole drug thing. Who knows.

I'm not worried as of right now. Last week my school took the IOWA's (A test that all 4th, 8th, and 10th graders have to take). My teacher got a letter that we had to go down to the gym. He told us that it said we had to go down there because there was a terrorist attack on the Sheridan...

Thanks guys. I found the same picture as novella the next day. Occlith yours is cool. It really helps. Thanks again. ;) :D

In history we're studying the time period right before the war and for my project I want to build a cotton gin. I've looked on the web for instructions, but all I can find is that there's a cylender that rotates and some wire teeth that pull out the cotton. Does anyone know how to make one?

Leave out the s's

No, but I want to.

I can't think of anything right now, but we use a lot of slang. "I ain't got none" is a common phrase around our house. We use a lot of contractions: it's that's they'll, this'll, etc.

Great! We won! We were psyched!(sp?) The city competition is on April 9th. Things Not Seen by Andrew Clements Hound of the Baskervilles by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (Awesome!) Far North by Will Hobbs The Ghost in the Takaido Inn by Dorothy and Thomas Hoobler (great!) The Cure by Sonia...

Tomorrow is the Battle of the Books (BOB) tourney at my school. BOB is a club where there's 16 books that your team (3-4 people make up a team) has to read. Then there's a school tourney where you're asked a bunch of questions about the books. For instance if the question...

My occupation? I'm a student at Riverside Middle School in Billings, Montana.

Sorry, but I can't get it.