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A long time ago, in a galaxy far far....

True@1stLight

True@1stLight

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Bonjour! Too long it has been indeed. I have finally managed to smash the likes of the LSAT under my heel and have vanquished it's demons eternally. I have however this strange craving for long lost biscuts with a shot of bobby. :) I hope you all have been well, I have passed into and out of sanity for the last month or so in my absence so be gentle, I've just returned back through the looking glass and am slowly reacquainting myself with this planet. I have a class in about 30 minutes, but will be sure to drop in this evening for the impending party I expect to be thrown.

Best wishes,
True
 
Im almost entirely ecstatic that i do not know what an LSAT is - its good to know the world still holds surprises :)

Phil
 
phil_t said:
Im almost entirely ecstatic that i do not know what an LSAT is - its good to know the world still holds surprises :)

Phil
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Same here. Well, at least the ignorance bit, not the ecstasy. I'd rather take the Collusion Syndicate's motto as my own - "Know all that is knowable."
 
Law School Admission Test, not that I"m entirely certain I want to sell my soul yet. Just opening doors......Good to see you all :)
 
True@1stLight said:
Bonjour! Too long it has been indeed. I have finally managed to smash the likes of the LSAT under my heel and have vanquished it's demons eternally. I have however this strange craving for long lost biscuts with a shot of bobby. :) I hope you all have been well, I have passed into and out of sanity for the last month or so in my absence so be gentle, I've just returned back through the looking glass and am slowly reacquainting myself with this planet. I have a class in about 30 minutes, but will be sure to drop in this evening for the impending party I expect to be thrown.

Best wishes,
True
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LSAT!!!! :eek:

Go back to the light, True, go back to the light!

Irene Wilde
 
SillyWabbit said:
Damn those penguins. Nothing will stop them, not bullets nor pancakes! :( :mad:
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Try hobnobs and Mars bars. Those usually slow them down, at least for a little while. Oh, and pictures of Paris Hilton.

Don't know why my penguins have begun to pester you. In fact, I didn't think they were allowed back in England after the unfortunate affair in Trafalgar Square that got them sent off for six months to the Faulkland Islands. Strange...

However, Cyril will be happy camped in front of any DIY show, Buffin will zone out on Classic Rock, and Ding dong...well, I can't help you too much with Ding dong...he's a penguin with issues. Is your insurance paid up? Have you locked away all your valuables, blunt instruments, and carbonated beverages? And whatever you do don't mention that whole "flightless fowl" thing...they take that very personally.

And remember, there are worse things than penguins; the garden gnomes for instance....ah damn, they've cornered the cat again!

Must run,

Irene Wilde
 
Irene Wilde said:
Try hobnobs and Mars bars. Those usually slow them down, at least for a little while. Oh, and pictures of Paris Hilton.

Don't know why my penguins have begun to pester you. In fact, I didn't think they were allowed back in England after the unfortunate affair in Trafalgar Square that got them sent off for six months to the Faulkland Islands. Strange...

However, Cyril will be happy camped in front of any DIY show, Buffin will zone out on Classic Rock, and Ding dong...well, I can't help you too much with Ding dong...he's a penguin with issues. Is your insurance paid up? Have you locked away all your valuables, blunt instruments, and carbonated beverages? And whatever you do don't mention that whole "flightless fowl" thing...they take that very personally.

And remember, there are worse things than penguins; the garden gnomes for instance....ah damn, they've cornered the cat again!

Must run,

Irene Wilde
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I'll try the hobnobs and the mars bars! Thanks for the advice. I have everything locked up but the blunt intruments. I plan to wack them about the head with them :D

Yes, the garden gnomes. Now you speak of true evil!!! *shudders* :eek:
 
There's no need to wack Cyril with a blunt instrument, except when he keeps going on about the genius of Lawrence Lewellyn-Bowen (sp?), then smack him with my blessing. You can wack Buffin if you like, but chances are he'll just think he's having a flash-back. And if you wack Ding dong, wack hard, otherwise you'll just annoy him and then you'll have wished you heeded my advice.

As for those damn garden gnomes terrorizing the neighborhood until all hours -- mugging little old ladies, chasing the mail carrier, shaking down school children for lunch money and flashing the good sisters over at Santa Theresita -- they are a menace! Thank goodness we have the pink flamingos around! They are the only things that keep this neighborhood safe enough to live in these days.

Irene Wilde
 
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