A story about....

[headpodd]

....a man and his tapeworm.

Tapeworm

(Not for the faint-hearted).

 

[Litany]

That was awful. I don't know if I could have done it. I would have been stuck in that toilet forever. Gently sobbing.

 

[Mort]

Hehe... The "Dragon" within.

I was looking for a really nasty picture of someone expelling worms of some sort, but was making myself nauseous. So you've all been spared... today.

 

[Litany]

It explains what your cat's up to. Nibbling the worm out inch by inch.

 

[Mort]

If tapeworms had nutritional value, and you had enough of them growing inside of you, could you sustain yourself by eating the bits that were expelled?

Hmm.. I suppose not. Since you'd be sustaining yourself and the tapeworms.

Food for though...

 

[Litany]

Unless tapeworms taste like hobnobs, I doubt it would catch on.

Mind you, a lot of people are taking hook worms to cure their allergies. I'm sticking with my Beconase.