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Yes. Yes, I do!

I met him one day and mistook him for a blimp spying on my great nation so almost shot him to death. However, I only wounded him in the legs! We both had a good laugh about it after! I invited him in ( but he would not fit ) So we had tea and cookies in the back yard! He sang me Figaro and ate the next doors dog!
 
There was me thinking this was another fetish just posted to the wrong area; I was about to inform my friend. :D
 
I just sent the link to my sister and she e-mailed me back a one word rely (pig).
In two weeks time I'm going on holiday with her to Greece where one of my jobs is to lie on the beach, or laze at a cafe, watching women go by and, where appropriate, saying, "look Diane, she's much fatter than you". A brother's role is a hard one.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
I just sent the link to my sister and she e-mailed me back a one word rely (pig).
In two weeks time I'm going on holiday with her to Greece where one of my jobs is to lie on the beach, or laze at a cafe, watching women go by and, where appropriate, saying, "look Diane, she's much fatter than you". A brother's role is a hard one.
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A rather unnecessary post. I mean I gave my sister plenty of crap, but if you really say things like the last part that hardly results in a laugh from me. I suppose if she is thin and just worries like every woman does about it, that might be amusing. But if she's actually overweight as her brother you might want to try protecting her from the people saying things like that, instead of chopping down her self esteem for your own amusement.
 
SillyWabbit said:
Yes. Yes, I do!

I met him one day and mistook him for a blimp spying on my great nation so almost shot him to death. However, I only wounded him in the legs! We both had a good laugh about it after! I invited him in ( but he would not fit ) So we had tea and cookies in the back yard! He sang me Figaro and ate the next doors dog!
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Cookies didn't fill you up? :p
 
True@1stLight said:
A rather unnecessary post. I mean I gave my sister plenty of crap, but if you really say things like the last part that hardly results in a laugh from me. I suppose if she is thin and just worries like every woman does about it, that might be amusing. But if she's actually overweight as her brother you might want to try protecting her from the people saying things like that, instead of chopping down her self esteem for your own amusement.
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You don't understand. My sister makes me do this. If I don't she digs me and says, "what about that one?" and I have to say, "oh yes, much bigger than you". It's part of he holiday routine. My job is to make her feel better about herself at the same time as I encourage her to stop eating all the pies
 
:( This kind of behaviour will result in the sad demise of the pie industry. And then where will we get our pies? We'll have to import them from abroad and pie prices will skyrocket and it will be a disaster.

Incidently I fully understand the game you and your sister play - we play the same game ourselves. 'Am I as fat as her?' 'Does my hair look like that?' 'Is my nose as fat as hers?' 'Is my beard as unkempt as hers?' It must be an English thing.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
I just sent the link to my sister and she e-mailed me back a one word rely (pig).
In two weeks time I'm going on holiday with her to Greece where one of my jobs is to lie on the beach, or laze at a cafe, watching women go by and, where appropriate, saying, "look Diane, she's much fatter than you". A brother's role is a hard one.
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hehe, i like this. you are qualified as to be my brother. :p

my brother never said something like that, he just didn't bother to look at me, evenif he saw me, and would be sure to tell me that i was getting fatter and fatter. :eek: :mad:
 
Even though they're young enough to be my daughters I am hereby appointing Freya and Watercrystal as honorary sisters to Billy Oblivion.
You eat as many cream cakes and pies as you want to darlings. And never let anyone tell you your beard needs trimming.
 
Billy Oblivion said:
Even though they're young enough to be my daughters I am hereby appointing Freya and Watercrystal as honorary sisters to Billy Oblivion.
You eat as many cream cakes and pies as you want to darlings. And never let anyone tell you your beard needs trimming.
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wow--------------! you made myday!! yeah!! :D

oh, so does it mean that i also have Freya as my sister? i have never had one in my life. hey, freya, you are younger, you be my younger sister. :p
 
Actually one of my two ambitions in life was to have an older brother. And I've finally got one! Hurrah!

Watercrystal, you do realise I'm going to have to steal all your makeup and clothes, and generally be as annoying a brat as possible?
 
My big sister would, I'm sure, tell you that I'm the best brother in the world (and she has five). Until now I've only had little brothers although I had a sister in law once (and she was a pain in the arse).
I suppose this means you'll be expecting birthday cards and things.
 
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