Chimpanzee Diet

[Ashlea]

Today, instead of working, I began to wonder what chimpanzees eat.

I discovered that they primarily eat fruit, but are also known to eat ants, termites, and also hunt for meat, usually monkeys.

I love the internet.

 

[RaVeN]

They eat monkey meat?


RaVeN

 

[Ashlea]

They eat monkey meat?


RaVeN

yep.

. . .

 

[Wolf]

They eat monkey meat?


RaVeN

Don't we all?

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped up birdie feet and me I forgot my spoon. . . .

Having an interesting day you might say.

 

[Litany]

You should read about Bonobos. They're the best of all the chimps. They like wanking, so I like them

I've got this too. And recent research has shown that it's good for our stress level to communication like chimps. I tried it at work for the day, but only one person joined in and we got some funny looks.

 

[RaVeN]

Don't we all?

Great big gobs of greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, chopped up birdie feet and me I forgot my spoon. . . .

Who is this guy and why does he smell like Mom?


He sure had my foot a tappin whoever he is.


RaVeN

 

[Martin]

RaVeN, let me break it down for you.

If Ashlea is your mom, then that would make Wolf your dad.

Enjoy.

Cheers, Martin

 

[RaVeN]

Why does everyone around here want to take credit for being my Father? You even threw me for a loop the other day by calling me son.

Nice try but I'm loyal to my heritage and will only claim my one, true Papa....Phil.


RaVeN

 

[phil_t]

Hey!! Are we back to that game again?? I thought i got rid of you when i gave you that fatherly spanking.

Oh well <sigh>

Phil

 

[RaVeN]

What do you think keeps me coming back Papa?

I can't get enough of your love.


RaVeN

 

[Mort]

...chopped up birdie feet...

It was "vulture vomit at my feet" when I was a kid.

... and me without a spoon.