Church

[warm_enema]

I was at church the other day, talking to an attractive cenobite. Being the sexual being that I am, sex through their eyes was the topic of our conversation. She confessed to me of wearing a chastity belt since he was 11. I thought he was joking, but sure enough, she showed it to me. I must say, it was highly erotic trying to remove it.

 

[bobbyburns]

tell them about the handjob.

 

[warm_enema]

It was the sloppiest (which isn't really a bad thing) I've ever had.

 

[warm_enema]

I really just wanted to say how much Opus Dei has changed my life. It's a shame that most other places stopped using the cilice. It really is an essential tool to getting on a different path.

 

[warm_enema]

One more thing about the handjob: if you are ever in the same situation, be wary of the pentateuch; it leaves nasty paper cuts.

 

[phil_t]

Erm .... guys, i know this is General Chat, but would it be possible not to post this kind of crap

Cheers,

Phil

PS: Having said that, im glad you've got a playmate now bobby, hopefully it'll make you into a more rounded young man.

 

[Darren]

I agree with you Phil.

This forum is for general chat, not this kind of stuff.