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[sparkchaser]

Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal




OK, well maybe not.

 

[G4G]

Quality.

 

[sparkchaser]

His power is in his ponytail.

 

[G4G]

Does Stewart have a pony tail?

 

[sparkchaser]

Stewart sees ponytails as a sign of weakness. Stewart's power is located in his medulla oblongata.

 

[G4G]

So you reckon Stewart could take Seagal out of action then? Automatically?

 

[abecedarian]

So you reckon Stewart could take Seagal out of action then? Automatically?

Of course, that's the power of the written word


With due appologies if we later learn Segal is an avid reader of real books

 

[sparkchaser]

That's like asking who would win in a Wolverine vs. Hulk fight. Some things man was not meant to know.

 

[eyez0nme]

Hulk.

 

[sparkchaser]

Pffft. Wolverine. Hello? Healing factor and Adamantium skeleton with them claws.

 

[Litany]

Hulk could throw him in a volcano. Hulk smash.

 

[sparkchaser]

I don't have a rebuttal for that.

 

[Litany]

Well, obviously. Hulk smash!