Culinary Corner...

[Ou Be Low hoo]

Your recipes. Bring em. On.

Me gives you this:

Spicy Lemon Chick-chick-chicken...BURKERRRRRRRRRRRRK!

(Serves 2)

Ingredients:

3 Chicken Breasts
2 Fresh Chillis
A Knob of fresh ginger
Some flour
Olive Oil
Butter
SNP - different from SNM
4 Fresh lemons

1) Cut the chicken into goujons
2) Squezzzzzzze the life outta the lemons
3) Chop the chillis
4) Grate the ginger
5) Add the lemon juice to the ginger and chillis
6) Marinate the chix in the juice for a couple(2) of minutes.
7) Roll said Chix in some seasoned flour
8) Fry in some olive oil and butter till cooked through and crispy
9) Add some Mozzarella if you so desire...

Bon Apetite!

 

[novella]

Okay, I'll bite. Here's a real easy one that will make your toes grow a little.--

Venison Vindaloo

2 lbs cubed venison

1/2 c. white or malt vinegar
1 tbspn tomato paste

3 green hot chilies
1 in. ginger root
5 cloves garlic
1 minced onion

ground:
cayenne
cumin
turmeric
coriander
cardamom seeds

bay leaf


Put it all in a casserole, cover and cook on low (250F) for 2 or 3 hours. Serve over rice with fresh cilantro.

 

[Sapper41]

heres my best, secret family recipe passed down for generations:

1 can chicken noodle soup
1 can water

Empty 1 can chicken noodle soup into a bowl. Then add 1 can of water. Microwave for about 3 minutes.

Let cool and serve with a spoon.

Enjoy!

 

[Ou Be Low hoo]

heres my best, secret family recipe passed down for generations:

1 can chicken noodle soup
1 can water

Empty 1 can chicken noodle soup into a bowl. Then add 1 can of water. Microwave for about 3 minutes.

Let cool and serve with a spoon.

Enjoy!

This is far too complicated. When you say 'can' what size 'can' do you mean? Or are you using 'can' as a verb? If so, I don't understand. When you say 'water' what kind of water do you mean? Is it ok to use tap water, or should I opt for something more Volvic-esque? When you say 'microwave for 3 minutes' what temperature should I set the microwave at? When you say 'cool' how 'cool' should it be? 'Fonzy' cool, or 'Samuel L. Jackson' cool? When you say 'spoon', how big should that spoon be? And what if there is no spoon? When you say 'enjoy' do you mean I should recieve pleasure from it? If so, what if it isn't cool enough and burns me?

Thanks for the recipe, but I hope you can clear some of these things up.