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Dear Helgi

sparkchaser

sparkchaser

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Dear Helgi,

Whatever you're smoking, I hope you brought enough to share with the rest of the class.

Love always,
Your pal sparkchaser
 
If your choice was to be stabbed in the arm with a needle or thwacked in the face with a frying pan, which would you pick?
 
It's one of those square ones with the lines going across it so you can pretend you flame grilled your sausages. It has a detachable handle.
 
Probably the pan. As long as it's not directly in the nose. I've headbutted a windshield, so I can't figure a frying pan would be too horrible.
 
Well, unless I was willing to risk my life, being bitten by the rabid monkey would lead to a rabies shot. Therefore, I would have to choose the needle. No point in suffering both.
 
Aha! So there is a degree of rationality at work here. I'll put the rabid monkey back in his cage.
 
I should describe myself further. I am blonde, classical build, charming, windy smile. My arms are like iron! My stomache is like a washboard, and so I never have to change my shirt, except after I flex my muscles!(cause then my shirt rips!)
 
Windy smile?

In what sense of the word? Windy because it wiggles all over your face, or windy because you burp a lot?
 
It's windy, because just as Helen of Troy could launch a thousand ships, I am so handsome that my smile could sustain their sailing expedition!
 
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