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Divided Kingdom by Rupert Thomson-and a test

SFG75

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In The Divided Kingdom, a new novel by Rupert Thomson, a boy is taken from his family and caught up in a comprehensive unraveling of what had been a united kingdom. The powers that be—reacting to their country's decline into consumerism, turpitude, racism, and violence—establish in its place four independent republics based on the perceived nature of the citizens assigned to each.


How would you fare in this partitioned world? Answer the following questions to find out which group you would become a part of

Here's the link to take the test.

Here's how I did:

Your nature is CHOLERIC.

Your dominant humor is YELLOW BILE.

Your characteristics include aggression, impulsiveness and proneness to excess.

Cholerics reside in the YELLOW QUARTER, whose capital is THERMOPOLIS.

"My favourite souvenir was a T-shirt. On the front it said I came I saw I lost my temper. On the back, simply, Welcome to the Yellow Quarter."

I came, I saw, I lost my temper--sounds like an average day at work for me. :D

Yes, it's a very unscientific thing, but the book does sound very interesting.
 
I don't think it's really me. This is what I've got



Your nature is MELANCHOLIC.

Your dominant humor is BLACK BILE.

Your characteristics include introspection, pessimism, and an inclination towards the intellectual.

Melancholics reside in the GREEN QUARTER, whose capital is CLEDGE.

"I drank and wept with the rest of them, and I laughed the strange, giddy, almost hysterical laughter of the melancholic
 
clueless said:
I don't think it's really me. This is what I've got



Your nature is MELANCHOLIC.

Your dominant humor is BLACK BILE.

Your characteristics include introspection, pessimism, and an inclination towards the intellectual.

Melancholics reside in the GREEN QUARTER, whose capital is CLEDGE.

"I drank and wept with the rest of them, and I laughed the strange, giddy, almost hysterical laughter of the melancholic

Hmmmm, sounds like your Keats or someone like that. ;) Of the four "humors," the black bile was the only one the ancient Greeks could never locate.
 
The book sounds interesting but sadly is rubbish. Here's my review from Amazon.

Five and a half years is the longest gestation period for a Rupert Thomson novel yet, and a tantalising delay for fans of his previous erudite, original, imaginative fiction. On reading however I can only feel that the delay was due to lack of inspiration, because this is easily Thomson's worst book since The Five Gates of Hell and possibly his worst ever.

The idea is an intriguing one: the United Kingdom has become the divided kingdom (although I never picked up on the pun or association of the two phrases until it was explicity mentioned in the text), the government having become tired of thuggery, brutality and conflict within our land. It decides to divide the country into four, separated by guarded walls and peopled according to personality type: sanguine, choleric, melancholic and phlegmatic (linked to the old anatomical idea of the four bodily humours of yellow bile, black bile, phlegm and blood). Our hero is designated sanguine, and is taken away from his parents at the age of eight or so, and given a new name and a new family in the Red Quarter.

I enjoyed the first hundred pages or so, although a few problems were evident too, mainly Thomson's attempted portrayal of a period of ten or fifteen years in a matter of a few dozen pages. With no chapter breaks or proper pacing, it doesn't seem to make sense, particularly as the rest of the book will cover just a few months. The relationships between Thomas Parry - our hero's new name - and his new father Victor and sister Marie are well done, although I did find myself wondering why he never once pined for his real parents whom he had known for almost ten years.

When Parry goes to work for the government, however, the whole thing just falls apart. Thomson has no ideas for a plot other than to explore the four different quarters - five if you count the lives of White People, who are designated none of the four personality types and so live on the fringes of society - which leads to squeaking of crowbars as he puts Parry on a plane to the violent Yellow Quarter for a conference, then a randomly placed (by the author) bomb infuses Parry with an anarchistic vibe - even though his personality surely decrees that this would not happen - and he decides to slope off to the Blue Quarter, where the Phlegmatics live. Because this is the least well-defined personality type, Thomson makes it associated with water instead, for an alternative theme, and the whole thing starts to feel like an episode of The Crystal Maze. Then a shipwreck lands him in the melancholic Green Quarter, and so on. Presumably the idea is that Parry's - and everyone's - personality is not immutable but is actually influenced by their surroundings.

By halfway through I was fed up to the back teeth with Divided Kingdom and it seemed for a time to be the most putdownable book I have ever read. After toiling at its pointless paragraphs for what seemed like hours, I had only passed ten pages. There are no other characters in it who stay long enough for us to get to know them, until Parry meets a young woman near the end when I was past caring. There are shifts of scene and tone so sudden that I started to wonder whether it was supposed to be a dreamscape, like Ishiguro's The Unconsoled, or something similar - and indeed Parry at one point wonders whether he died at the start of the book and everything that happened since has been his death - but in the end it appeared more that huge chunks had been chopped from the book, maybe half the original text in all, to make it more digestible - without success - but wildly compromising the coherence.

It feels like kicking a man when he's down to say all this - after all, Thomson has shown from his other books that he's a talented writer, and he's protean and interesting enough to deserve a break into the bigger time (read The Insult and The Book of Revelation for proof of this) - but you've got to trust your judgement in these things, and mine is that Divided Kingdom stinks like a five-and-a-half-year-old dead turkey. At last, I feel sure, Rupert Thomson will find critical and public opinion united, though perhaps not how he would hope.

In a recent interview Rupert Thomson said that Divided Kingdom is a real break from his other books as "it's the only book I've written than anyone could read." Is that an insufferably pompous statement or is it just me? In fact his other books are far more readable than Divided Kingdom. What he should have said of course is that it's the only book of his that anyone could write.
 
I can certainly understand your point about his rushing through time in only a few pages, as well as trying to highlight the various zones to such an extent, that he can't do it justice. I would have no argument with that, I'd have to read it to see for myself, but I'll gladly take your word for it. As for the very last part, I wouldn't necessarily agree with you. Authors are hardly by nature, of the humble sort. I think most successful authors have a good degree of an inflated sense of self-importance, either acknowledged openly or not. Perhaps I'm biased, maybe from having been around in too many coffee houses debating english graduate students as a lowly history undergrad. :D
 
No you're undoubtedly right. Martin Amis - sorry to bring him up in every reply to you, SFG - said something like: every author has to think deep down that they are the best otherwise they would never get out of bed in the morning. I just thought it was ironic that Thomson was making such claims for what seemed to me to be clearly his weakest book.
 
Shade said:
No you're undoubtedly right. Martin Amis - sorry to bring him up in every reply to you, SFG - said something like: every author has to think deep down that they are the best otherwise they would never get out of bed in the morning. I just thought it was ironic that Thomson was making such claims for what seemed to me to be clearly his weakest book.

Sounds fair--come on, take the "test" and let's see what section you'd live in. ;) :D
 
Your nature is PHLEGMATIC.

Your dominant humor is PHLEGM.

Your characteristics include empathy, passivity and indecision.

Phlegmatics reside in the BLUE QUARTER, whose capital is AQUAVILLE.

"...they were reputed to be gentle and unflappable, if a little slow. They had a mystical side as well, by all accounts. In ancient times, the Druid would have been phlegmatic. So would the witch."



thats what o got, book sounds interesting
 
I got:

Your nature is SANGUINE.

Your dominant humor is BLOOD.

Your characteristics include optimism, an even temper and constructiveness.

Sanguines reside in the RED QUARTER, whose capital is PNEUMA.

"I had always associated the Red Quarter with brightness, simplicity, a sense of hope. Oddly, though, I now felt as if these properties amounted to a superfluity of some kind, even a weakness."

The book does sound interesting, but I'll take your word on it, Shade, and give it a miss

~MonkeyCatcher~
 
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