Easter Morning Joke

[Sitaram]

A thief broke into a home, and was about to snatch the stereo, when he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you."

The thief froze. "Who said that?"

The voice answered, "I'm Moses."

The thief looked about, and saw a parrot on its perch. The parrot said "I'm just trying to warn you."

"Well, who on earth would name a parrot Moses?!" the thief replied.

The parrot explained, "The same people who named the 150 lb. Rottweiler Jesus!"

 

[SFG75]

LOL-good one Sitaram!.

 

[Sofia]

very cute

 

[Fistandantilus]

rib-tickling - nice one Sitaram

(trying not to say "Hilarious" I use that word waaaaay too much)

 

[Sitaram]

(trying not to say "Hilarious" I use that word waaaaay too much)

Bill Clinton says something similar.