English As She Is Spoke

[Meadow337]

Post all your examples of 'English As She is Spoke' here.

I'm going to start the ball rolling with this photo from a set of car eyelashes (photo of said car eyelashes below for reference)



I think it was the attempt at 'poetry' that cracked me up the most

"Etle*, of all the eyelashes,
it is in fine fettle"

* Etle is the brand

Aforementioned 'eyelashes' which are clearly in fine fettle on this car ....

 

[sparkchaser]

Eyelashes on cars is so tacky.

 

[Meadow337]

yes well I wasn't commenting on that but on the English on the box

 

[sparkchaser]

Was that really an attempt at poetry?

 

[Meadow337]

I have no idea LOL but it just cracked me up - it was one of the worst texts I have seen in a long time. I just had to take a photo of it and share it.

 

[Meadow337]

Car while driving not want to by hand grasp it.


Please you keep the relaxing moon!

 

[sparkchaser]

Now you're just talking about Engrish.

 

[canuck]

Loved the instructions - have had a few laughs when reading instructions for assembly for products from China.

 

[Meadow337]

I had one for a watch that was just priceless which I kept for ages but it must have been tidied up in a clear out because it's not here any more.

 

[Meadow337]

Now you're just talking about Engrish.

Yes lol the sign I posted in the first post was from China so definitely Engrish yes.

 

[sparkchaser]

I love Engrish.

 

[Meadow337]

cracks me up!