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For Martin only.

Awwww .. shucks ..

And what's really touching is that it's started by you, the person who I've been having all kinds of (goodnatured) arguments with!

Love conquers all!

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Cheers, Martin :cool:
 
I judge everyone on a post by post basis.




So, yeah. You suck. :D

But I didn't like to think of you sitting there all cold and lonely with no thread of your own. Of course, now I've caved once, they'll all be after one. And less talk of love, RaVeN's beard might get cross and fill him with the wrath of Jebus.
 
Litany said:
Ahh, someone's getting jealous. :p
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:D :D

*looking right and left* :eek: "who? who? who is getting jealous? do you know who is it, Litany,tell me, tell me...."

*run out of the room and laughing delightfully--- incase the whip is long enough to get me*
 
There's no running from the whip - it'll find you, no matter what.

You're doomed.

Cheers, Martin :cool:
 
Keep your hands off the whip Martin. :mad:

You may fondle her personage and carress her soul but don't touch her bloody whip.

It's a bond between us that MUST not be tampered with.


RaVeN
 
Squeezits are you holding out on me? You failed to mention Martin on your calendar. I certainly hope you charged him the adult rate for a change.

RaVeN
 
RaVeN said:
I certainly hope you charged him the adult rate for a change.
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But you said to keep the forum johns sweet so we could keep milking them, and so far I've only managed to get a pint out of Wabbit, and it was all orange and funny smelling.
 
I swear that thumper lactates with every stiff breeze. Charge him twice the going rate for pasteurization (triple if it's large curd), donate it to an orphanage and see if we can get a tax right off.

Next time stick to the johns with the green in their wallets and not on their teeth.

RaVeN
 
Righty ho, my furry chinned pimp. I have to admit, it'll be a relief to get Wabbit off my regulars list. It's been ages since I could look at a root vegetable without shuddering.
 
But Darlin, Darlin, Darlin,

You used to tell me that I made you shudder, quiver and shake. Now I find you were blowing smoke up my coal shoot all along.

I didn't want to face the facts when I found someone else's curlys on your toothbrush but now it's as plain as the A on your forehead

You've been playing me like a banjo out of Deliverience all this time haven't you? Just when I thought I could trust a woman again.

You're a sick, twisted strumpet.....but I'll always luv you.


RaVeN
 
But you make me shudder in quite a different way. Wabbit makes me feel bad in a bad way, but you make me feel that wrong is right. And the curlies on my toothbrush were mine, you know that's the only way I can feel clean. Why do you have to shame me in front of everyone? :(
 
I'm sorry my Gerbil of Joy,

My intent was only to shame you in front of Martin. Afterall, he's the only other person that reads this. I see now how mistaken I was, and not just in loaning you my toothbrush. From now on I promise to shame you in private like the good old days.

Will you forgive me?


RaVeN
 
How could I not forgive you? You know I'm your hopeless slave, bound forever to serve you in all things. Except the laundry. I don't know how you got those stains, and I don't want to know how you got those stains, and I never want to find out what those stains are. I know how they smell and that's already too much knowledge for one person to carry.
 
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