Freya's Loverman

[novella]

Smoochie. Tickley-poo, my little Fritter, I love your tiny toes.

 

[Litany]

It's not true. She's having an affair with Mr Michel. Go on. ASK HER!

 

[Freya]

Novella, that was cruel. VERY cruel!

And Mr Michel is in love with me, he admitted it just the other day. Cos of my beerly knowledge!

 

[Litany]

So what's his first name then?

 

[Freya]

It is Jeff. Yes. Mr Jeff Michel

 

[Stewart]

Hmm, I think Paxman could do much better than that.

 

[Freya]

Than what? Than me?! Are you having a laugh?

 

[Stewart]

Are you having a laugh?

I never laugh.

 

[Freya]

Oh look Stewart's on post 2000. We should have a thread to celebrate.

 

[Litany]

Or he could stop posting and preserve this momentous event for all time.

 

[Freya]

That would be nice. Oooh or he could change his name.

 

[Irene Wilde]

Again, or just recycle one of his old nom de guerres?

 

[Freya]

Maybe he could have a cunning combination of all three - Abu-O-Phile McStewart. I'd like that.

 

[Litany]

I think I will call him Brian. It will remind me of my friend Brian.

 

[Stewart]

I don't quite like Brian. It's dull.

 

[Litany]

Brian it is, then.

 

[Stewart]

All work and no play makes Brian a dull boy!