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Goat

Stunt goat? LOL fantastic! Imagine that! Driving a race car. Throwing itself though windows!

I think he was saying the goat has the cramp! :)

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
RaVeN said:
LOL
Where do you find this stuff?

RaVeN
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I reckon he hangs out at all the local petting farms with his camera. Probably dosing up the animals on drugged carrots.
 
Drugged animals leave behind a lot of drug filled poop. I've been itching to use my Junior Super Forensics Kit ever since I got it for Crimbo. Watch out Senior Wabbito, the jig is up.
 
You leave my jig outta this young lady!

Anyway, I gave all of the dropping to Enema! :D

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
So he can smoke it? Safer second time round, after those poor defenceless goats have watered it down a bit. Or should that be browned it down?
 
I'm not sure what he does with it but just don't accept if he wants to give you a chocolate spread sandwich!

Anyway, goats are not defenceless they are EVIL... a goat... KILLED MY FATHER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
SillyWabbit said:
Anyway, goats are not defenceless they are EVIL... a goat... KILLED MY FATHER!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Oh really? Lemme guess, years ago, when you were only a child, a six-fingered goat commissioned a shiny new pair of golden goat horns. The work was perfect, indeed they were finest golden goat horns ever created. Only when the goat returned he refused to pay your father. Instead, he took the golden horns and butted him viciously in the belly. Your father died. You tried to fight the goat, but you were just a kid (phnarr phnarr). The goat laughed and left. But not before he gave you this...*points to first piece of goat poop on lawn while music plays*...*points to second piece of goat poop on lawn while more music plays*.

Yeah yeah. We've heard it all before. :rolleyes:
 
Yes, damn him.

But there was more...

*music plays*

After that fate filled day I headed off to find a small old china man that could teach me the fighting arts. Having found said old china man on top of a mountain ( where esle ) I learned. Oh yeah... I learned!!! I learned the arts of ramming ( hehehe ) a chopstick up an opponents nostrils. I learned to break a goats legs with my fingers. I learned how to run along custard without sinking. Yes, I learned many things. Now I am ready. I will find that goat one day....

*lightning flashing*

I will find him!!!!

*falls to knees*

WHY??? WHY???? Why did it have to be him? TAKE ME! TAKE ME!

*Camera pans away into the rain*

That goat will pay and it will be a RAMsom!

Regards
Sillwabbit
 
So just let me get this straight. All these years and you've done nothing but learn dirty goat fighting?
 
I don't remember any of that in the movie Wabbit?? :confused:

Can't you ever stick to the script? :D

RaVeN
 
Well... *shuffles feet*

I have to be ready. This is not just any goat he is ninja super stunt goat!!

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
SillyWabbit said:
Well... *shuffles feet*

I have to be ready. This is not just any goat he is ninja super stunt goat!!

Regards
SillyWabbit
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I'll bet my American Indian goat can kick your ninja goat's silly sack all over this thread :p

RaVeN
 
LOL That was awful!

Remember that short and bad joke thread you started? Well this wasn't even worthy of that :D

RaVeN
 
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