Google Spider

[Rogue]

At the moment I'm quiet fed up with penguins but did you notice these nasty Google Spiders all over the forum?

These horrible creatures seem to live in the "Users Online" folder and the last time I risked a quick glance there were about 7 in there.

 

[Martin]

I told you not to open that door.

Cheers

 

[Rogue]

So why didn't you lock it?

 

[Martin]

I'm not going near it.

Cheers

 

[Rogue]

Huh, then we have a little PANIC SITUATION here 'cause the door isn't really closed. You see!
This nasty 8-legged creatures will come out and create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!!!

 

[Martin]

Don't look at me - I'm outta here.

Cheers

 

[Crystal]

why? you did not tell us you have 8 legs!

 

[Rogue]

No you can't leave. Please be my HERO!

 

[Martin]

Let the penguins eat the spiders. Or vice versa. One problem solved is better than no problem solved.

Cheers

 

[Rogue]

Obviously you are missing a superman-complex!

 

[Martin]

Obviously.

Cheers

 

[Rogue]

You could have been Penguin-Man. I'm sure Cathy C would have made you a gorgeous costume!

 

[lahondas]

:comes with spider antidote poison that smells like poish sausage:
:starts walking towards door: :sprays every moving thing inside:
hears screaming:
sees watercrystal screaming and running out of the dorrway:
wonders if watercrstal alright since shes been sprayed:
watercrystal smells like sausage now:
:me:<the hero now!

 

[Rogue]

My hero! *fainting out of being impressed so much*

 

[Cathy C]

Oh, had I but known! And here I was just having a nice plate of sauted Nurseryweb spiders in a rich marinara for dinner! SIGH! Here's a nice Texas-sized one! They get up to 6 inches across, and you find them in the most INTERSTING places.

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Sure, I could have made you a costume, Martin. (Provided you're about 2 feet tall and 9 inches wide at the waist. That's how big the patterns are... )

Cathy
Penguins are MADE for Halloween (and chasing spiders)!

 

[Rogue]

That thing is really disgusting!!!!

 

[Cathy C]

Yeah, imagine seeing one similar from about six inches away hanging onto the bottom of the garage door while you're opening it! I nearly leapt out of my skin! Although I couldn't find the really icky one that was ACTUALLY on the door. I must have buried the image somewhere (definitely Freudian.)

Cathy

 

[Rogue]

Uh six inches mean big? Bigger than your hand?

 

[lahondas]

its so cute, can i name it? hmm, how big bugsly~

 

[Maya]

Gross
That thing is giving me the creepies.