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Electra

Electra

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Found this forum while looking for a book, had a look around, decided to join and say hello.
 
hola, Electra.

glad you found the site, stick around for a while. and if you get the chance could you pick me up a Red Bull from the store?
 
Welcome Electra.

Did anyone mention the avatar tax? You might as well stay around awhile and get your money's worth.

Martin will be around later to collect your dues. But if he's to busy he may send Silly Wabbit in his place. That's his secretary. He's doesn't really do anything, he just likes being bounced on Martins knee.

But try to avoid Litany if she attempts to beg money off you. Her only function is Chief hag and spork washer. Besides, she'll blow it all on chocolate.

And I'd warn you of Phil's ass but it's a long story.

Have you got that all straight then? Glad I could be of help.


RaVeN
 
funny lol :D

don't worry i was planning on staying for a bit. (you are joking about the avitar right?...)
 
I'm surprised a new member would want to start off on the wrong foot like that. First you call our avatar tax a joke. I suppose when no one's looking you call our wole forum a joke too, don'tcha? Huh, you can admit it.

When Litany's not busy polishing her sporks and sitting around looking at her various body parts (another long story) she's a damn fine stalker. She tell us you've been running around other forums and telling everyone what a joke this one is.

Well we have our pride little lady. We don't let in just anyone that comes browsing along. Wait...have I told you about Mile-O yet?

Come back, we take forged checks....food stamps... week old carrots even.


RaVeN
 
Poor me! :( I'm innocent of all charges. And if anyone says otherwise, I'll hunt them down using my uber leet stalking abilities, spork them to within an inch of their lives, rob them blind and spend all their money on chocolate and whores.

You can't trust a word RaVeN says, he's a hairy slut bucket with no sense of moral decency.
 
Buddy Knox:

Have not tried that, though it would be to much of risk.

RaVeN:

No I assumed it was a joke since it was not in the rules prior to registering or in the section where avatars are added.

As for starting on the wrong foot, no problem there since I was not standing at the time (sorry I just had to put that in) nor was offence intended.

Nor would I stay where I was not welcome it would be kind of pointless wouldn’t it?
 
RaVeN said:
Welcome Electra.

Did anyone mention the avatar tax? You might as well stay around awhile and get your money's worth.

Martin will be around later to collect your dues. But if he's to busy he may send Silly Wabbit in his place. That's his secretary. He's doesn't really do anything, he just likes being bounced on Martins knee.

But try to avoid Litany if she attempts to beg money off you. Her only function is Chief hag and spork washer. Besides, she'll blow it all on chocolate.

And I'd warn you of Phil's ass but it's a long story.

Have you got that all straight then? Glad I could be of help.


RaVeN
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HEY! I'm not Martin's secretary, he just keeps trying to get me to dress up like that :eek: YA BIG PERVERT!

It's all true about Litney. She stalked me! I won't tell you what she did when she found me :eek:

Becareful of Raven. He is the forum scam artist. He is going aroud posing as Jesus Christ and The Renegade to get people to trust him. When they trust him the scams them with an "avatar tax"

OH, and hello :D

Regards
SillyWabbit
 
Electra said:
No I assumed it was a joke since it was not in the rules prior to registering or in the section where avatars are added.
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HAHA...made ya look. :D

*passes the plate*

Sister, can you spare a little change for some spam?


RaVeN
 
Martin said:
I refuse to be part of this.

Welcome, Electra!

Cheers, Martin :cool:
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Please excuse Martin. He can be a Grumpy Gus when he doesn't get paid. I thought at first it was because he missed Phil but no, he's just greedy.




RaVeN
 
SillyWabbit said:
It's all true about Litney. She stalked me! I won't tell you what she did when she found me :eek:
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I'll admit that that bit is true, but it doesn't mean I'm not lovely.

And in any case, I think this should all be stricken from the record. This thread is for welcoming the newcoming not for getting your names added to my List o' Hate.

So welcome, Electra, you get a 10 thread head start and then I start the stalking.
 
Litany said:
This thread is for welcoming the newcoming not for getting your names added to my List o' Hate.
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Exactly which thread would that be Litany?

Now that you've cast me aside along your other playthings I want to make sure I'm a life time subscriber. :D

RaVeN
 
RaVeN said:
Exactly which thread would that be Litany?
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Almost all of them. You're already on my list. Numbers 4, 12, 15, 16, 37, 84, and 376 all belong to you.
 
Glad I was able to shake off that nasty slump I was in. Just goes to show, ya can't keep a good man down...and if you try to again I'm reporting you to the authorities.

Don't make me call Mom! :mad:


RaVeN
 
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