Halloween joke

[Wabbit]

Ok... A ghost walks into a bar and asks for BOOS!

 

[Freya]

I don't get it?

 

[dele]

That's so cheesy. I love it!

 

[Wabbit]

OK, here are a few more halloween jokes for you!!!

Q:What do ghosts drink at breakfast?
A. Coffee with scream and sugar.

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean!

Q. Who was the most famous ghost detective?
A. Sherlock Moans.

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A. He didn't have the guts.

 

[VTChEwbecca]

I may have to sue for emotional disturbance...I don't need to be seeing bad jokes at 6:00am in the morning

 

[VTChEwbecca]

To help you out:

What do ghosts eat for dessert?
Ice scream


What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Spelling


Where do baby ghost go during the day?
Dayscare centers


Why don't skeletons like parties?
They have no body to dance with.


Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
They loved in vein.


Why are fences around cemetaries?
Because people are dying to get in.

 

[Wabbit]

MMMMAHAHAHHHA! That's it! Bring on those bad jokes!!!! lol


I liked this one!

Did you hear what happened to the boy and girl vampires?
They loved in vein.

 

[VTChEwbecca]

That was always a favorite of mine. I used to have a book of halloween jokes (when I was in 2nd grade or so), and it was full of bad jokes like these.

 

[RainbowGurl]

Hehehe SillyWabbit your so....silly

 

[Wabbit]

I know, but you wuv me anyway lol

 

[direstraits]

Q. Why didn't the skeleton go to see a scary movie?
A. He didn't have the guts.

i loved this! i think i liked the skeleton jokes best!

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[Wabbit]

Yeah, that's a good one!

Anybody else got any bad Halloween jokes!?