"Hemingway" inspired banter

[bobbyburns]

you're kind of an idiot, aren't you?

ps: that's a joke.

 

[Jenem]

not at all.
so you noticed nothing like that at all in 'kilimanjaro'?
nor in any of his other books?

 

[bobbyburns]

no, I was just being mysogynistic. to be honest, I've really only read one short story by hemingway. I guess I don't know. I'd have to run upstairs to check the title, but mid-sentence I've become tired. so don't bust my balls, alright?

 

[Jenem]

i'm not, sheesh - i was just prompting conversation. you're the one who called me an idiot
what time is it where you are? you're cranky

 

[bobbyburns]

lol, five a.m.

 

[Jenem]

mmm 2am here.
i should go to bed, really. i was initially blasting time waiting for my hub to get home but then i got absorbed into this site. thought i'd catch up since i haven't been here in awhile.

 

[bobbyburns]

understood. I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry you're leaving.

 

[Jenem]

i'm not. i said i SHOULD go to bed. i'm absorbed, remember?

 

[bobbyburns]

why don't you chill out, ok? I'm feeling vulnerable.

 

[Jenem]

understood. I'm soooooooooooooooooooooooooo sorry you're leaving.

i'm always chill. i fig'd the above was a smartass comment. i just don't know what to make of you sometimes, mr.burns.

 

[bobbyburns]

is now a good time to ask if you wanna see a dead body?

 

[Jenem]

lol
you've asked me that before.
my answer is same: "not really, i've seen one before and it's not that interesting"
have you got one hidden under your bed? cause that part would be interesting

 

[bobbyburns]

I knew this kid called 'mr. fist' who once tried to order a corpse off the internet so he could lay it out on his front lawn and scatter some clothes to make it look like a murder took place. but the shipping and handling alone was almost a grand.

 

[bobbyburns]

have you ever heard of joel peter witkin?

 

[Jenem]

he shoulda tried eBay

the problem with a corpse on your lawn is how many animals they attract. tho, if you have a BB gun, you can usually thin the crowd pretty effectively

 

[Jenem]

have you ever heard of joel peter witkin?

no, who is that? i would google, but i am lazy

 

[bobbyburns]

he's a photographer. he does stuff with posing dead people ...

 

[Jenem]

blech
bet he stinks of formaldehyde

i'll stick with ansel adams.

 

[bobbyburns]

nah, I bet he gets them while they're still fresh.

 

[Jenem]

he'd have to be a fast worker. does he do it for shock value? i recall the guy who used dog feces as a sculpture. and the woman who used used tampons in the same regard. lord, whatever happened to paint???!!!