I think I'll cut my long hair ...

[Rogue]

'cause it is driving me nuts!!!
Its always in my way and I've to pick strands of it out of my face every two minutes in order to see what's going on. Furthermore I've got tons of hair and "they" tend to be everywhere (on my cloths, on the floor etc.). Long hair is pretty nasty and the next boy who asks me to wear them open => I swear to god I'll strangle him with my hair.
(By the way, why are boys asking all the time???)
In addition my ponytail of long hair is wiggling around like a f***ing propeller every time I walk.
I think I'll cut them to shoulderlength or even shorter. Once I had a page-boy hair style and I loved it, but it made me look like a 12-year old boy. LOL

Am I the only one, driven into insanity by her hair? And what's going on with all these evil penguins?

 

[Cathy C]

Ah, long hair is a fantasy with most men (and until I know your age, I won't tell you why... )

If you do decide to cut it, contact your local hospital and see if they are collecting hair. Honest! There are organizations all over the world who make wigs for cancer patients who have lost their hair to chemotherapy. Human hair is in great demand, and wouldn't you rather give it to someone who thinks it's beautiful than have it wind up in the dustbin of a salon??

Penguins? What penguins...? Ignore that black and white bird. It's a . . . canary. Yes, that's it. A rare and valuable canary.

Cathy
The penguins give me strength! Long live the penguins...

 

[Martin]

and until I know your age, I won't tell you why...

I'm old enough, and I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cheers

 

[Rogue]

Yeah I know men have some fantasies about long hair, but they are quiet annoying. When I was a teenager I was on a sports camp with school and did some climbing. A boy was securing me with the rope on the ground, while I was climbing. He asked me to open my ponytail, I told him not to be silly and refused, so he refused to let my down for half an hour. I was hanging about 5 meters off the ground, because of this romantic prick!!!

These penguins are getting on my nerves. Sometimes when I'm looking around on this site it goes white with just a little penguin in the upper left corner. That gives me the creeps!

By the way my grandma asks me all the time when I'll marry so I figure I'm old enough for these male fantasies.

 

[Freya]

They ask you to open your ponytail? Someone help me please.

 

[Martin]

Yep, same here. And I'm a guy!

Cheers

 

[Rogue]

Yes it's like: "Your hair is so beautiful, why don't you wear it open?"
Stupid pricks!!!

 

[Freya]

That doesn't help at all! How can you open your hair, or wear it open?

 

[Cathy C]

Yeah, but you're not "most men", Martin! I've read your posts...

Okay, a "large sampling" of men like women with thick long hair. It flows and flutters and catches the light. It moves in time to swaying hips, it feels nice on bare skin, flows nicely through fingers, smells nice. For those kinkier sorts, it's a convenient, well . . . handle.

Does that answer it?

Hmm, haven't seen the white pages with penguins. (Psst--Don't look now, but I think they're after just you.)

Cathy
The Penguins give me strength! Long live the penguins...

 

[Wabbit]

Am I the only one, driven into insanity by her hair? And what's going on with all these evil penguins?

The evil penguins are after your hair! They are worse than us men! And acording to most of the women on this forum we are all stinking pigs and perverts! Well, not me, im different, im a wabbit

Penguins? What penguins...? Ignore that black and white bird. It's a . . . canary. Yes, that's it. A rare and valuable canary.

Cathy
The penguins give me strength! Long live the penguins...

Tis not! Tis a bird of EVIL!

I'm old enough, and I have no idea what you're talking about.

Cheers

OK, Buddy, can I see some ID? Do you have proof you are old enough?

 

[Freya]

Incidently I cut my hair off from 'long' to shoulder length the other day, and I survived. My head felt like it might float away though.

 

[Rogue]

For those kinkier sorts, it's a convenient, well . . . handle.

Thats a fairly good reason to cut them as soon as possible!
Long hair is just pretty impractical and I think I need a change. Furthermore my hair is growing like weed! (about 30 centimeters in the last 3 years)


Are these penguins up for something? like the world domination?

 

[Rogue]

Incidently I cut my hair off from 'long' to shoulder length the other day, and I survived. My head felt like it might float away though.

I know that floating feeling and it's great!
How long was yours?

 

[Cathy C]

World domination? No, no, where would you get that idea?
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(Yes, fellows - I'll get back to sewing your disguises as soon as I finish this post. Shh - back in the closet, don't let her hear..)

Cathy
The penguins are my strength! Long live the penguins...

 

[Rogue]

So you are one of these evil penguin supporters?!















whisper: "Honestly I've got some too.They live in my underwear drawer and keep things tidy in there. Furthermore there is nothing better than putting on warm underwear."

 

[Rogue]

I like that cut, so where do I get the face? Does anyone know a good surgeon who can miracles make happen? LOL

 

[mr_michel]

dont worry about the penguins just be careful and dont believe everything they say, and more important, dont trust them with any personal info.

 

[dele]

I cut my hair to shoulder-length last year and donated the cut part to make a wig for cancer patients. My hair's grown a lot since then and it's time for yet another drastic coiffure.

I don't understand the male fantasy about long hair. I asked my boyfriend and he's just as clueless. Personally I don't see the attraction in it. It's just hair.

 

[funes]

As a guy with long hair, I'm a little surprised by all this hair-cutting talk. I just keep thinking of how long it would take to grow it back. But, I can also understand what a pain it can be (like having your girlfriend fall asleep on your ponytail, or having it get caught in the car window or door, or finding out that the hair I've just found in my food is still connected to my head). I knew a girl once who told me that she would shoot me if I cut my hair.

 

[Crystal]

I knew a girl once who told me that she would shoot me if I cut my hair.

hehe. one possibililty was that you had really really beautiful long hairs. second, she was a lovely funny girl. (got confused a bit. funes, i got the impression that you are a female.--no, no, it doesn't mean a guy should not have long hair. just. )

it is going to be my last time to have long hair. then i cut it extremely short.