Joke

[helgi]

what does a horse doctor say when he's beating a dead horse?

he says, "Don't you die on me! Don't you die on me! C'mon, not today, not today you don't! Live! C'mon live you rotten horse! Breath! I'm not gonna let you die on me you horse, you! Breath! Don't you die on me!"

here beating on the dead horse is understood as cpr

 

[nick_m100]

That was really lame. That was not even funny.

 

[sparkchaser]

It would have been funnier if you left out the last sentence.

 

[helgi]

you mean if I'd left out the explaination? well that wasn't part of the joke. This joke is very funny! I bet nick laughed himself off his chair! that's all I really have to say about my joke

 

[nick_m100]

Actually, no. That didn't even bring a smile to the corner of my mouth. That actually made my day worse than it had already been.

 

[helgi]

hey enough, we don't need to beat a dead horse!

 

[nick_m100]

That wasn't funny either. You seem rather intent upon that figure of speach.

 

[helgi]

I guess I can tell you a joke, but I can't make you laugh? I intend another figure of speech here.