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Jokes

Okay here ya go HProx
"Yo mama so fat that when she went to sea world shamoo jumped out of the water and sang 'we are family,even though your fatter than me'"
"Yo mama so fat,she has to use a boomerang to put her belt on"
"Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery"
"Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest they said'no professionals'"
"Yo mama so ugly she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning"
"Yo mama just like a happy meal,small,cheap,and greasy"
"Yo mama so stupis she stuck a battery up her butt and said 'I have the power'"
"Yo mama so stupid she stuck a ciggarette up her butt and said 'I'm smokin hot'"
these aren't meant to be offending they are just to make people laugh.I came up with alot of these when my friend was having a bad day to cheer her up.:)
 
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