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Married again

It matters whether or not he tries to slit her throat, lock her in the trunk, and drive her into a pool of water.

Here's the lyrics to "Kim" if anyone is interested:

[QUOTE="Kim" by Eminem]Aww look at daddy's baby girl
That's daddy baby
Little sleepy head
Yesterday I changed your diaper
Wiped you and powdered you.
How did you get so big?
Can't believe it now your two
Baby you're so precious
Daddy's so proud of you
Sit down bitch
If you move again I'll beat the shit out of you

[Eminem](Eminem as Kim)
(Okay)
Don't make me wake this baby
She don't need to see what I'm about to do
Quit crying bitch, why do you always make me shout at you?
How could you?
Just leave me and love him out the blue
Oh, what's a matter Kim?
Am I too loud for you?
Too bad bitch, your gonna finally hear me out this time
At first, I'm like all right
You wanna throw me out? That's fine!
But not for him to take my place, are you out you're mind?
This couch, this TV, this whole house is mine!
How could you let him sleep in our bed?
Look at Kim
Look at your husband now!
(No!)
I said look at him!
He ain't so hot now is he?
Little punk!
(Why are you doing this?)
Shut the **** up!
(You're drunk! You're never going to get away at this!)
You think I give a ****!
Come on we're going for a ride bitch
(No!)
Sit up front
(Well I can't just leave Haley alone, what if she wakes up?)
We'll be right back
Well I will you'll be in the trunk

So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

You really fucked me Kim
You really did a number on me
Never knew me cheating on you would come back to haunt me
But we was kids then Kim, I was only 18
That was years ago
I thought we wiped the slate clean
That's fucked up!
(I love you!)
Oh God my brain is racing
(I love you!)
What are you doing?
Change the station I hate this song!
Does this look like a big joke?
(No!)
There's a four year old boy lyin' dead with a slit throat
In your living room, ha-ha
What you think I'm kiddin' you?
You loved him didn't you?
(No!)
Bullshit you bitch don't fucking lie to me
What the ****'s this guy's problem on the side of me?
**** you asshole, yeah bite me
Kim, KIM!
Why don't you like me?
You think I'm ugly don't you
(It's not that!)
No you think I'm ugly
(Baby)
Get the **** away from me, don't touch me
I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!
I SWEAR TO GOD I HATE YOU
OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU
How the **** could you do this to me?
(Sorry!)
How the **** could you do this to me?

So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

Come on get out
(I can't I'm scared)
I said get out bitch!
(Let go of my hair, please don't do this baby)
(Please I love you, look we can just take Haley and leave)
**** you, you did this to us
You did it, it's your fault
Oh my God I'm crackin' up
Get a grip Marshall
Hey remember the time we went to Brian's party?
And you were like so drunk that you threw up all over Archie
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
That was funny wasn't it?
(Yes!)
See it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife
And during the struggle he accidentally gets his Adams apple sliced
(No!)
And while this is goin' on
His son just woke up and he just walks in
She panics and he gets his throat cut
(Oh my God!)
So now they both dead and you slash your own throat
So now it's double homicide and suicide with no note
I should have known better when you started to act weird
We could've...HEY! Where you going? Get back here!
You can't run from me Kim
It's just us, nobody else!
You're only making this harder on yourself
Ha! Ha! Got'cha!
(Ahh!)
Ha! Go ahead yell!
Here I'll scream with you!
AH SOMEBODY HELP!
Don't you get it bitch, no one can hear you?
Now shut the **** up and get what's comin to you
You were supposed to love me
*Kim choking
NOW BLEED! BITCH BLEED!
BLEED! BITCH BLEED! BLEED!

So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you

So long, bitch you did me so wrong
I don't wanna go on
Living in this world without you [/QUOTE]

I'm guessing they'll stick together until she bleeds out...
 
Isn't that so sweet? How romantic. Maybe she'll kill him this time around. Nah, she'd want his money, so she'd hire someone else to do it for her. :rolleyes:
 
I learned long ago not to criticize those whose marriage you could look at and predict how long it would last. It's exactly those kinds of marriages that last(no matter how dysfunctional) while the ornate, horse and carriage, ice-sculpture wedding features people who divorce after six months.
 
SFG75 said:
I learned long ago not to criticize those whose marriage you could look at and predict how long it would last. It's exactly those kinds of marriages that last(no matter how dysfunctional) while the ornate, horse and carriage, ice-sculpture wedding features people who divorce after six months.

How very true! :confused:
 
Except in the case of celebrities whose spats are well-publicized, especially spats which result in the police being called numerous times, charges filed and dropped, and custody battles. I'm not predicting how long Eminem's second marriage to Kim will last; it's not worth my time. It's more a question of how it'll end.
 
First, I'd like to say I just don't care about celeb weddings, marriages and babies that'll be left in the dust when the honeymoon period is over along with the marriage. (Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins along with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell might be doing something right that other celebs should follow)

Then I thought about it; Maybe if this Kim person is smart, she'll keep him around to drain him of all of his money that he's made from dumb people who listen to his vulger music. (Can you tell I'm not one of them?)

Just my 2 cents:p
 
Isabell said:
First, I'd like to say I just don't care about celeb weddings, marriages and babies that'll be left in the dust when the honeymoon period is over along with the marriage. (Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins along with Goldie Hawn and Kurt Russell might be doing something right that other celebs should follow)

Then I thought about it; Maybe if this Kim person is smart, she'll keep him around to drain him of all of his money that he's made from dumb people who listen to his vulger music. (Can you tell I'm not one of them?)

Just my 2 cents:p

Just great, another VH-1 "Behind the music" story.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:
 
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