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I bitterly resent the fact that I have to take daily:
a blood pressure lowering pill;
a cholesterol lowering pill;
a pill to relieve poor circulation in my left leg;
a multi-vitamin for the hell of it.
My wife makes me take them. Makes me feel like an old fart. Guess I should get a rocking chair and a supply of Depends.
I complained to my doctor that I'm too young to be taking all these pills. He says he couldn't care less if I take them or not. He says I should stop taking them, and when I shortly die, he'll run off with my wife and live off my insurance money.
I never took any medication - nor would I - when I was single. Of course, I was somewhat younger, but not much - I've only been married about 4 years.
They say single men have the shortest life span of single men, single women, married men, and married women. I understand why. Single men don't have a wife to make sure they take their pills. Single women know better and take care of themselves.
I'm 55 years old, and I feel like I'm taking enough pills to supply a nursing home. Maybe I should reject all this medication and try to improve my health with diet and exercise. And maybe I'll grow a pair of wings and be an angel right here on earth.
My father died when I was 12 and he was 41. They didn't have these pills in those days.
100 years ago the average live expectancy in the United States was 47.
Guess I'll keep taking them - if only to f**k up my doctor!
How about you - do you take any pills? What are you taking? Do you resent it?
a blood pressure lowering pill;
a cholesterol lowering pill;
a pill to relieve poor circulation in my left leg;
a multi-vitamin for the hell of it.
My wife makes me take them. Makes me feel like an old fart. Guess I should get a rocking chair and a supply of Depends.
I complained to my doctor that I'm too young to be taking all these pills. He says he couldn't care less if I take them or not. He says I should stop taking them, and when I shortly die, he'll run off with my wife and live off my insurance money.
I never took any medication - nor would I - when I was single. Of course, I was somewhat younger, but not much - I've only been married about 4 years.
They say single men have the shortest life span of single men, single women, married men, and married women. I understand why. Single men don't have a wife to make sure they take their pills. Single women know better and take care of themselves.
I'm 55 years old, and I feel like I'm taking enough pills to supply a nursing home. Maybe I should reject all this medication and try to improve my health with diet and exercise. And maybe I'll grow a pair of wings and be an angel right here on earth.
My father died when I was 12 and he was 41. They didn't have these pills in those days.
100 years ago the average live expectancy in the United States was 47.
Guess I'll keep taking them - if only to f**k up my doctor!
How about you - do you take any pills? What are you taking? Do you resent it?