News that isn't a shock to you

[SFG75]

Ozzy relapses.

Best luck to the old chap, but it didn't necessarily floor me.

Feel free to add more.

 

[Brent W]

I bet the sun comes up tomorrow as well.

 

[Brent W]

and seriously, why would she divorce him at this point????? Now she cares? This is why I can't stand celebrity bs drama.

Cry me a river.

"I'm young, rich and did drugs and now I am old, rich and can't do drugs like I used to."

Now it's a problem.

 

[Meadow337]

Is it a slow news day in the world?

 

[Peder]

Anything said by a politician.

and

James Patterson has a new book.

 

[abecedarian]

Westboro Baptist Cult to protest _______ Funerals.

(I don't call them a church anymore...they're a personality cult)

 

[Robert]

Westboro Baptist Cult to protest _______ Funerals.

(I don't call them a church anymore...they're a personality cult)

A vile bunch...

 

[SFG75]

another possible Hoffa lead.