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ControlArmsNow
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3 Men in a Boat (to Say Nothing of the Dog) by Jerome K. Jerome 
See for yourself http://www.ex.ac.uk/trol/grol/jerome/3men00.htm
See for yourself http://www.ex.ac.uk/trol/grol/jerome/3men00.htm
Mort
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You've probably heard this one before...
Caution: contains penguin.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station he sees. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."
Caution: contains penguin.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station he sees. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."
ControlArmsNow
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watercrystal said:That is an online-reading book. cool. thank you!
You're very welcome. They've got a few others, too:http://www.ex.ac.uk/trol/grol/index.htmMort said:Caution: contains penguin.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station he sees. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."
Mort, what is that? mmmm, sorry, i did not get it.
plus, peguins make me sick. ControlArmsNow said:
I think the title of this one sounds interesting. G & W Grossmith's Diary of a Nobody . appreciate for your sharing it. *smiles*
Mort said:Caution: contains penguin.
A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station he sees. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop, and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up from the engine and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies wiping his mouth, "it's just ice cream."
lol Very good
LOL, Mort!
Probably my favorite is "If Nature Calls...Hang up!" Then, I'd have to add in anything by Patrick McManus. I love outdoor humor. One story he talks about hitting a skunk with his car. He goes through vivid detail about weeping as he's getting out of the car -- opening the trunk and removing a shovel -- and starting to dig a hole. "Oh, how sweet!" his wife exclaims. "You're going to bury the poor skunk!" The guy stops for a second, nods his head, and says, "Yeah, sure, I suppose I can throw the skunk in, too!"
Cathy
Probably my favorite is "If Nature Calls...Hang up!" Then, I'd have to add in anything by Patrick McManus. I love outdoor humor. One story he talks about hitting a skunk with his car. He goes through vivid detail about weeping as he's getting out of the car -- opening the trunk and removing a shovel -- and starting to dig a hole. "Oh, how sweet!" his wife exclaims. "You're going to bury the poor skunk!" The guy stops for a second, nods his head, and says, "Yeah, sure, I suppose I can throw the skunk in, too!"
Cathy
