Oh, this does appeal to my sense of...

[StillILearn]

humor!

StillILearn rescues the Baudelaires, thereby landing herself in a heapful of horror and woe.

StillILearn learns things about her Chinese mother that had been better left alone.

StillILearn stalks the rain-slicked city streets, a slave to her satanic silver cellphone.

http://au.news.yahoo.com/050816/15/vjcm.html

How about y'all?

 

[Mari]

Mari is "portrayed in a good light" for a change.