Oxymorons

[Wabbit]

I found this on my wild wanderings across the internet...


Oxymoron's


Act naturally

Happily married

Microsoft Works

Holy war

Found missing

Resident alien

Minor Catastrophe

Affordable housing

Near miss

Great depression

Canadian army

Phone sex

United nations

Advanced BASIC

Genuine imitation

Death benefits

Airline Food

Women's rights

Good grief

Same difference

Almost exactly

Sensitive man

Government organization

Everything except

Civil War

Good kid

Sanitary landfill

Alone together

Legally drunk

Silent scream

British fashion

Living dead

Small crowd

Business ethics

Soft rock

Butt Head

Military Intelligence

Software documentation

New York culture

New classic

Sweet sorrow

Childproof

"Now, then"

Synthetic natural gas

Christian Scientists

Passive aggressive

Taped live

Clearly misunderstood

Peace force

Extinct Life

Temporary tax increase

New and improved

Computer jock

Plastic glasses

Terribly pleased

Computer security

Political science

Tight slacks

Definite maybe

Pretty ugly

Twelve-ounce pound cake

Diet ice cream

Rap music

Working vacation

Exact estimate

Religious tolerance

Freezer Burn

Honest Politician

Jumbo Shrimp

Loners Club

Postal Service


Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[Stewart]

I wouldn't even call a number of them oxymorons.

 

[kskyhappy]

i agree

funny but many are not true oxymorons, a true oxymoron is a false prophet.
(btw i don't mean that literally - though it almost works!!)

ksky

 

[Wabbit]

I wouldn't even call a number of them oxymorons.

JELL-O !!! It's just, you know, a joke??? There are lots of silly ones in there. I found it on a joke page. It's just a bit of, you know, fun. Don't you EVER relax!!!????

AND while I am talking to you. What's with the crack about Harry Potter? So you finished with Dan Brown and now you going to make Rowling cry??

Bad man!

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[Litany]

I used to live with someone called Ruth. And she was a big fat meany. So we always used to call her Oxymoron. But she didn't know what it meant and would stomp off in a sulk. Which was nice.

 

[Wabbit]

lol!


I knew a big mean dumb guy at a place I used to work. I always used to call him Australopithecus! He had no clue what that was and would always ask me really slowly. Whaaaaaaaaaaaat's that mean? I would just go and walk off lol

Regards
SillyWabbit

 

[piedro]

hehehe funny stuff Wabbit
i liked civil war the most

 

[Stewart]

JELL-O !!! It's just, you know, a joke??? There are lots of silly ones in there. I found it on a joke page. It's just a bit of, you know, fun. Don't you EVER relax!!!????

Relax? Only if I'm still constipated after the first batch!

I know it's humour.

What's with the crack about Harry Potter?

I have no problem with Harry Potter and I assume you're referring to my agreement with an opinion of A.S. Byatt on another thread. I just don't understand why adults read Rowling's book for themselves, and I won't hear the it's a good story argument because I'll admit - based on my limited knowledge of this subject - that it is a good story. For kids!

 

[RaVeN]

Sick 'im Wabbit!!!

RaVeN

 

[phil_t]

I just talked to J.K., shes very upset Mile-O

Are there no lengths you wont go to, to make authors cry??

Imagine saying the Harry Potter books were just for kids!! ....

Phil

 

[Martin]

Bad man.

Anyway, funny, Wabbit!

Cheers, Martin

 

[Halo]

I liked those, Wabbit! IMO, Fun Run is also an oxymoron.

 

[Wabbit]

LOL yeah, fun run IS an oxymoron!

Sick 'im Wabbit!!!

<---pukes on them...

I just talked to J.K., shes very upset Mile-O

Are there no lengths you wont go to, to make authors cry??

Imagine saying the Harry Potter books were just for kids!! ....

Phil

She was just here! You know what? She was crying her little eyes out!!! I used up SIX hankies! Poor woman. I gave her Dan Browns phone number and they are going to start a new support group. Authors that Milo-O made cry M.O.M.U.S!

Regards
Silly ( walking pace ) Wabbit