Paris

[helgi]

From continent to continent, and across the universe,
Never would a Paris Hilton pocket be inversed,
And furthermore, her person is the content of a purse,
Contents kept in tables, by a quick accountant cursed,
His pencil has a 'raser who is quickly gaining first,
Till the dust of his mistaking unnaccounted for alerts,
Who would take a loan away from such a flesh persona?
Please just let me Paris be.... oh please leave her alona

 

[helgi]

O Paris pales in no compare,
She pales in no comparison,
She paints her nails and goes out late,
But waits until her hair is done,

Would she pale beside a peach,
Or turn to darken 'pon a beach,
Her pail would fashion a palace placed,
Far beyond the tidal reach,

If ever she was tannin',
How lucky her companion,
If only a companion's guide,
Could place me proper at her side

Tannin' balm for christmas,
Or simply keep the shade,
Either way the sun is blocked,
And friendship therefore made

 

[helgi]

it's only fair, folks, fire away at the Paris poems