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Parodies-a challenge

Miss Shelf

Miss Shelf

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Just for fun, why not write a parody of a particularly obnoxious television commercial? Give us a brief description of the commercial so we know what it's about, then write a parody of it. We'll vote on the winner, who won't get a prize except the admiration of his or her peers! :)
 
Well...there's an ad here in the uk where this dumb looking woman sends her messy kids off to school and then has some kind of butter/spread on her toast for breakfast. Suddenly all these 'country' animals - rabbits and hedgehogs etc. - appear, and do her housework for her.

A machine gun, taking all these critters out in a very bloody manner, would improve this sad effort no end.
 
I'd like to see that friggin' Walmart smiley face 'roll back' into a rampage and bring death and destruction to the store!!!!! :D :D
 
I'd like the singer for those annoying Mazda commercials replaced by a bouncing yellow smiley face singing, "Zoom, zoom, zoom..."

Or that Volkswagen commercial where some guy runs full tilt into a shopping cart... maybe the shopping cart could win this time?

And those Victoria Secret commercials, maybe the models could...
 
those L'oreal adverts - i'd like to see someone like, i don' know, maybe Ron Jeremy saying the "Because i'm worth it" line.
 
Okay, so there was this car commercial, right? It was soooo funny, the car was like driving all up and down places really fast and there was like opera? The car was like super big and shiny and powerful? And it drove like into the Grand Canyon and Utah and shit and all up and down like Tibet and places in the Third World and there was a huge dirt cloud and everyone was clapping like a bunch of mad Hari Krishnas and shit, and then the car just started flying through the clouds and these little wings sprouted and they showed the driver and the guy in it was Dick Van Dyke and he was singing and showing his big teeth and all, and like it turned out to be not really a commercial for a car but like it was sooo funny, it was for Viagra.
 
Ron Jeremy - think of him more as a legend :D follow the link to see his picture - you won't be disappointed :D :D

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