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A yuppie takes his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo out for a spin. He's stopped at a light when this old coot pulls up alongside on a moped. He leans over to say something so the yuppie rolls down his window.
"Hey, that's some car, sonny!"
"You bet, gramps. Just got it and it was $120,000. It can go 185 miles per hour."
"WOW - $120 grand?” The coot leans over a little more to see inside the window. "It sure is a beautiful car, sonny."
Just then the light changed. The man decides to show the old coot just what a Porche 911 Turbo can do, so he guns the engine and peels out. He gets it up to 80 in just a few moments. He's feeling pretty cool when he looks in his rear-view mirror, and to his amazement, he sees the old guy actually overtaking him on the moped! The guy can’t believe it! The moped whizzes past him like a streak, out of sight. A few moments later, the moped comes back in the opposite direction, even faster, and streaks past the car the other way. The guy can’t believe it! He is so amazed he pulls over and stops, to try to figure out what the Hell is going on. How could an 80 year old fossil on a moped run circles around a new Porche 911 Turbo? All of a sudden, the moped turns around again in a flash and heads back to the car at a great rate of speed. This time the moped slams into the Porche's rear end.
The guy jumps out of the car and runs to the back to help the old coot who is understandably in a lot of pain, as he writhes around on the road behind the car.
"Hey mister! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old coot says, "If you don’t mind, would you untangle my suspenders from your side view mirror?"
"Hey, that's some car, sonny!"
"You bet, gramps. Just got it and it was $120,000. It can go 185 miles per hour."
"WOW - $120 grand?” The coot leans over a little more to see inside the window. "It sure is a beautiful car, sonny."
Just then the light changed. The man decides to show the old coot just what a Porche 911 Turbo can do, so he guns the engine and peels out. He gets it up to 80 in just a few moments. He's feeling pretty cool when he looks in his rear-view mirror, and to his amazement, he sees the old guy actually overtaking him on the moped! The guy can’t believe it! The moped whizzes past him like a streak, out of sight. A few moments later, the moped comes back in the opposite direction, even faster, and streaks past the car the other way. The guy can’t believe it! He is so amazed he pulls over and stops, to try to figure out what the Hell is going on. How could an 80 year old fossil on a moped run circles around a new Porche 911 Turbo? All of a sudden, the moped turns around again in a flash and heads back to the car at a great rate of speed. This time the moped slams into the Porche's rear end.
The guy jumps out of the car and runs to the back to help the old coot who is understandably in a lot of pain, as he writhes around on the road behind the car.
"Hey mister! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old coot says, "If you don’t mind, would you untangle my suspenders from your side view mirror?"
