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Say Hello to My 1000th post!!!!

Motokid

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Say Hello to My 1000th post!!!!

This will only make sense until I post one more time so enjoy it while you can TBF members.

1000 bits of mindless drivel or 1000 master pieces of unequalled intelligence. One way or the other, you have the unmitigated ability to wallow in the ramblings of my mad genius. I will allow you to become a better person for having met me, conversed with me, argued with me, cursed me, laughed at me, laughed with me, and/or ignored me. I will allow you to quote me and banter about me and yes, even call me an annoying ass. Whatever makes your day better, or easier to handle, or just helps you pass the time, feel free to give me, Motokid, credit where credit is due. I will accept your adulation. I will accept your praise. I will bask in the glory of knowing that I have managed to give you pause to think….

And now, all I ask of you my fellow TBF members, is that you find a question in your heart, brain, soul, body, or wherever questions come from, and you start your own thread. Ask your question. Don’t be scared. Don’t be afraid. I opened the door for you. I asked about farting, pizza, and water. I’ve asked about end of life issues, and sex education. I’ve asked about child care issues and female issues. I’ve asked about sports and exercise. I’ve asked about being the word that has made people nuts over the past month or two….offended. It all started with children’s picture books and snowballed into pushing the envelope on a few threads into areas that made some people very uncomfortable. I may have been responsible for making at least one member leave the forum altogether, except when I voluntarily gave everyone the opportunity to lash back at me. That was cool. I started joke threads, beer threads, Apprentice threads, Tattoo threads, food threads, and marijuana threads. I think the count is now around 70 for the threads that I’ve started. Some stink to high heaven, a few have been locked, and a few still fester for the buzzards to pick at. There’s really a universe of things you can start a thread about. Have at it. Make your mark. Enjoy the remarks, which others in this world you would never meet otherwise, can offer.

So there you have it. I’ve been a TBF member for about 4 months and I’ve hit 1000 posts. You may now all continue about your day in peace and harmony with the knowledge that Motokid is still on the loose, and coming at you from an angle yet to be decided. Or maybe the angle has been decided and I’m just making you wait in anticipation…. :D haw haw haw :D

Sloppy wet kisses to all the ladies, and high fives to all the guys. Have a great day! :cool:
 
hey moto,
first of all, Congratulations to your 1000th post. i hope you stick aroud for a long time and everybody who has problems with your posts doesn't have to look at them! be yourself and have a great day
 
congratulations and big wet kiss back at you. and let me point out that we joined at the same time-ish, and i passed 1000, oh about 230 posts ago, but who's counting? could it possibly be that i am more long winded than you?
xo
 
I noticed your posting count yesterday, actually, Jenn. And was pondering how you and Moto measured up! I guess you wear the pants in your relationship, then.

How in the bejesus have you managed to clock up so many posts in 4 months?? Are you sure your kids are eating? ;)
 
Kookamoor said:
I noticed your posting count yesterday, actually, Jenn. And was pondering how you and Moto measured up! I guess you wear the pants in your relationship, then.

How in the bejesus have you managed to clock up so many posts in 4 months?? Are you sure your kids are eating? ;)


sadly and i will only ever say this once. ONCE!!!! but stewart is right. i post alot of fluff. i am sadly lacking in controversy in my own life so........
also the comp is in the kitchen and is always on so i can post and go, post and go..

i do wear the pants in this relationship though. ;) :D
 
look at moto. NOT posting so he can stay at 1000 for a bit. the silence must be killing him.

oh moto, come out to play!!!
 
jenngorham said:
i post alot of fluff. i am sadly lacking in controversy in my own life so........

I'm sure fluff is what makes the world go around, though. That's why I leave the dust bunnies under my bed. :D
 
Who are you again? There's just so many members today, its hard to pick one out of the crowd ;)

Phil
 
We all love your fluff, Jenn. And your pants. And I'm sure Moto won't mind you blatantly stealing the one thread that is out there celebrating him. No, really.

Cheers
 
congratulations jenn, and you really should consider to give your kids something else than microwave pizza!

Oh and how can you wear the pants if i ate them?
 
Moto, come out, come out!!!

You know the longer you wait, the more we expect for your 1001. :D

PS. I don't think I hit 1000 until after I'd been here almost 3 years!
 
this is crazy i have been gone for 2 hours and still he is at 1000. moto, break the silence!!!!


and mwa ha!(that is a sarcastic laugh) aren't martin and phil clever!!

*they'll be sorry on friday*
 
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