scandal on the forum!!!!

[jenn]

i felt this should be brought to light. despite martin's and my best efforts, and irregardless of how mean we have been trying to be(perhaps we are just not spiteful enough) we currently have a new member who should be exposed. so far this person has slid beneath the radar, ( have we become so self involved that we don't notice the truth when it is staring us in the face?!!!) our obsession with lawns, movies, etiquette, bananas has made us blind.

you may need to sit down.



ricky.......




is......


my sister!!!!

you should have seen the clues folks. lack of capitalization, poor spelling, affinity for miss stephani, it was all there. i only hope that when something like this happens again, we will leave our petty squables behind and step up to the plate.

well. i feel better. that being said. have at her. she has a thick skin and the same sense of humour. although she is a bit shorter than i am.
so welcome, ricky, if that is your real name...lol ( i would have thought you would have used conky or steve french).

 

[Motokid]

this is udder ly rediculous....couldn't resist...

 

[jenn]

you spelled ridiculous wrong. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

 

[novella]

I figured out already the Ricky was someone you saw on vacation and told about the forum. Cause all of a sudden, there's ricky chatting to jenn.

Hi ricky!

 

[cajunmama]

*gasp* How could you keep this from me! *sob* I thought I knew you....*weep* The betrayal, the heartbreak!! *sigh*


cool!!

 

[jenn]

no one feels more ashamed than me. but in my defense it was all martin's idea. HE thought it would be best kept a secret, HE wanted to be mean to ricky, HE orchestrated all of this. i am just a victim.
i'm sorry cm, do you think we can overcome this and someday get back to where we were?

 

[jenn]

I figured out already the Ricky was someone you saw on vacation and told about the forum. Cause all of a sudden, there's ricky chatting to jenn.

Hi ricky!

your avatar is very appropriate...da na, da na, da na danadanadana da naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...........

 

[cajunmama]

*big sigh* I dunno, jenn, it may take some time to build up to it. But I'm willing to work on it.

Hindsight is 20-20 you know, and now that I think about it, I was taken aback by the sarcasm in your reply to ricky's first post, I thought "jeez, jenn, you couldn't have been a little nicer to the newb?" Now I know, LOL!!!

 

[ricky]

i guess since the secret is out and i have been exposed there's nothing left to say but..it's a lie...all lies...jenn is a liar..i am NOT that much shorter, but i am far better looking....

 

[ricky]

p.s. jenn, it's spelled 'stefani'

 

[cajunmama]

but i am far better looking....

of course you are. We younger sisters are always better looking

 

[Motokid]

let us be the judge....pictures please...mini-skirts and CFM heels, with wet wife-beater t-shirts, and bright red lipstick....

 

[ricky]

cajunmama: yes, it's true..the younger are always cuter and funnier and sometimes a bit smarter...

and to motokid: how did you know that is how i dressed everyday? oh, i must go apply a bit more red lipstick....

 

[Motokid]

"and to motokid: how did you know that is how i dressed everyday? oh, i must go apply a bit more red lipstick...."

because you're younger and hotter and jenn always wears sweats, long underwear, and dirty t-shirts covered in children's food stains...what else would you wear???

 

[ricky]

LOL!! this is a good point....but i will tell you, the sweats she sports everyday are hot..sizzlin' baby!

 

[jenn]

and just like that i am replaced. *sigh* moto!! you lech!!!

thanks, ricky. i'm in my purple moon jammies right now. i'm on fire!!!!!!!

 

[Motokid]

replaced????? no way baby....but the introduction of a third party....and a hot younger sister at that......aaaaarrrgghhhhhh....swwweeeeeeetttttt....

hope you can share.....

 

[Kookamoor]

Aha! I thought she might have been the owner of the B&B you stayed at. In which case, the rapore you guys have already would be a little odd.

Welcome to the forum, ricky! You another Canuck?

 

[ricky]

i am another canuck and proud of it! eh...!! i've been in the states 2 years now...i run an inn on cape cod...that my mooch sister came down and visited last week..she actually came down, dropped the kids on my lap and no one saw or heard from her until friday when she left....

 

[Motokid]

I hope you can get the food stains out of your fishnet stockings, and off your leather hyper-mini before I can get there....