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Slow couple of forum days!

direstraits

direstraits

Well-Known Member
Oh and woe
The weekend has but come
The sunny days and lovely skies
Means nobody's gonna come.

It is sad
That a silent forum looms
In the next two days
I can hear my keystrokes
Echo thru my rooms

ds
 
Er... are you laughing because of my earnest but profound feelings, or because I can't write to save my life?

ds
 
sirmyk said:
This is sad, but true.
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What's sad but true: That the forum's gonna be slow come weekends (which is the time when I can properly indulge myself in forum fun), or that I make you laugh too?

ds
 
because you are frickin' hilarious, what with the batnana, the poem, the "baby pic" etc. lately you are on fire!! i'm not even mad about you borrowing my dress anymore.
 
direstraits said:
What's sad but true: That the forum's gonna be slow come weekends (which is the time when I can properly indulge myself in forum fun), or that I make you laugh too?
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The forum being slow these next few days. This entire week the forums have slowed down a bit.
 
jenngorham said:
because you are frickin' hilarious, what with the batnana, the poem, the "baby pic" etc. lately you are on fire!! i'm not even mad about you borrowing my dress anymore.
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(imagines a batnana on fire...)
 
ds, no matter what happens this weekend or how lonely you get, just don't let Sirmyk anywhere near you with his quarters.
 
jenngorham said:
because you are frickin' hilarious, what with the batnana, the poem, the "baby pic" etc. lately you are on fire!! i'm not even mad about you borrowing my dress anymore.
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Lately? LATELY????? Why, I have been hilarious since.... ahem.

Batnana - now *that's* funny. Why didn't I think of that moniker?

And hey, let's not have more people now about the dress than necessary, okay?

ds
 
sorry. mum's the word.
and in truth you have been funny from day one. you are without a doubt the funniest batnana on the forum.
 
I'm trying to start on my sirmyk short story contest entry. I'm making damn sure it doesn't inadvertently make you guys laugh instead of crouching in the corner cowering in fear.

ds
 
Don't feel my pain. Report your whereabouts this weekend instead, or come up with a better poem.
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My puny attempt at poetry,

Weekend Woes Loom Ahead
Go Have Fun
And Cry on Monday Instead

I will now spend my weekend hiding in shame and burrying the pain under jello shooters :D
 
jenngorham said:
sorry. mum's the word.
and in truth you have been funny from day one. you are without a doubt the funniest batnana on the forum.
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Hey, I thought you weren't here on my day one. I was so funny then that everyone was clutching their stomachs laughing so hard that nobody replied my witty repartees.

Or maybe they just ignored me.

ds
 
Ronny said:
My puny attempt at poetry,

Weekend Woes Loom Ahead
Go Have Fun
And Cry on Monday Instead
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Darn, you've reminded me that I have to work on Monday. Didn't you know you're not supposed to use the word 'Monday' on a Friday?

I think I'll cry now instead.

ds
 
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