Staplers

[Freya]

Litany needs to know how many of you like to switch the stapler thingummy round so that you can have inny staples or outy staples.

VOTE!

 

[Litany]

Your vote could revolutionise the world of staples.

 

[Freya]

The llamas depend on your vote!

 

[Peronel]

I'm receiving quite an education from the two of you today! From llama stapling, to the switchy-plate thing (going to test it right now!), to the value of forum-love, to the logistics of getting oneself elected the spiritual leader of BAR (all hail pope Freya).

Keep it up.

 

[Litany]

Oh honestly. What does any of that have to do with dimple plates?

 

[Freya]

Don't you just hate someone who can't stay on-topic?

 

[Litany]

Spam is the milk of Satan.

 

[Freya]

Drivel is the Devil's dribble.

 

[Litany]

I never touch the stuff myself. It rots the brain. The world was a better place when drivel was outlawed.

 

[Freya]

Maybe I'll outlaw it again, now I'm Pope.

 

[Litany]

You probably should. You need to do something to get people to stand up and take notice. Something that says 'Hey world! Look at my beard!'

 

[Freya]

I could just shout that. I think I will declare that everyone must wear a beard on the third Thursday of the month.

 

[Litany]

Can we wear beards on other days? I was planning on dressing up for St George.

 

[Freya]

Yes you can. Just make sure it's flame retardant this time will you.

 

[Litany]

But that was my ghost pirate LeChuck impression.

 

[Freya]

Yes but when it got out of control and I had to chuck my pint over you, I was most annoyed. And you set the smoke detectors off.

 

[Litany]

I just wanted some attention. It can be hard sitting next to the Pope in the pub. Everyone's so busy getting blessed and kissing your ring that they forget I'm there.

 

[Badgerchops]

I met the pope once. Or it might have been David Bellamy. I get confused sometimes.

 

[Freya]

I think it must have been David Bellamy. I have certainly not met any Badgers that I recall. Although, my memory, or lack thereof, has been covered elsewhere and found to be lacking.

 

[Badgerchops]

Can David Bellamy be Pope too? I'd like that.