The Shortest Thread Ever ..

[Martin]

.. so please don't ruin it by replying.

Cheers

 

[bobbyburns]

this may confuse you, martin, because my disguise consists only of a priest's collar.

other than that, I am exactly the same guy.

 

[lies]

You ruined it yourself, Martin!

The shortest thread is the one that ends before it starts.

"And we'll rid the bloody world for a moment in a word
And we'll rid the bloody world cos
The words that you heard when you were young will always stay
The ones that always stay make the world go away"

No?

Yes!

 

[bobbyburns]

whoa, you are out there ... in the ether.

 

[Martin]

Aaaargh -- foiled!

Cheers

 

[Litany]

I think this was all a cunning bluff and really you're going for the longest thread ever with the most inappropriate name. I see through your schemes.

 

[Themistocles]

As a moderator, couldn't you have just locked it to stop any replies coming through anyway?

 

[Litany]

Exactly! The plot thinnens.

 

[Themistocles]

Somebody call the conspiracy police!

*Runs before the conspiracy police notice suspicious avatar*

 

[Kaz]

................ what happens next?

 

[Irene Wilde]

................ what happens next?

Either Martin now thinks he has a list of all the rule-breakers on this site or all the real rule breakers on the site and snickering at his feeble attempt to ensare them with his psychological trickery.

Irene Wilde

 

[Litany]

I think Martin will try to bluff his way out of it. Pretend there was no hidden agenda. But secretly he'll be cursing us and planning even more vile schemes.

 

[bobbyburns]

man, I love jesus.

 

[bobbyburns]

satan, I damn thee.

 

[Crystal]

you crazy!

 

[RainbowGurl]

This doesn't look like the shortest thread!

 

[Litany]

You're right. Moderators shouldn't fill the forum with big fibs like this.

 

[Themistocles]

Quis moderateret ipsos moderatores?

(Apologies to Juvenal and the Latin language)

 

[warm_enema]

Martin, despite your cry for attention; I have a question for you...by any chance, are you a Mason?

 

[Halo]

Martin already has the longest thread "Ask Me Anything", (which would be even longer if he bothered to reply to it anymore!) And now he's going for the shortest thread too. If there no stopping this man's quest for forum domination?